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 Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:32 pm
Roger the Homunculus We're fresh out of parrots. I'll tell you what though ... I'll lop a terrier's back legs off, make good, strip the fur, stick a couple of wings on and staple on a beak of your own choice. No problem. Lovely parrot. Does it TALK?
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:34 pm
Well, it might howl a bit... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:36 pm
Lex Joseph Luthor *Shoots Chris with Nerf Darts. Hundreds and hundreds of Nerf darts* *gets buried under a large pile of Nerf* gonk *twitches*
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:37 pm
Roger the Homunculus Well, it might howl a bit... sweatdrop Then it's hardly a substitute!
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:38 pm
How about a fish? Terriers make lovely fish.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:39 pm
*mumbles*
How bout a slug?
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:42 pm
No. No fish, no slugs. I think I'll settle with this. *Shows off one of those keychain virtual pets*
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:43 pm
*mutters under Nerf*
A Tamahoothci....a whatagotchi...
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:43 pm
*Flies in singing "Lightning Crashes."*
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:45 pm
Chop of the front and back legs, shave it down, lop of the tail, give it feelers, and dip it in WD40.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:46 pm
Sure is a violent homunculus.....
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:51 pm
Hey, I'm not violent. I'm sure skilled at the art of pet conversion.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:52 pm
Aren't they all violent? I thought that was why they were banned.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:56 pm
I thought they were banned cause they were so dumb it took them 2hours to watch 60 minutes...oh I went there.... xp
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:57 pm
...your innards will soon become your outards! scream
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