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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:55 pm

Chuu?
-offers the warm cocoa bottle to eski-

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:56 pm

oORoadOo

Once upon a time, there was a Princess named Tyki. She wasn't a very good looking Princess, most of the knights and Lords of the court usually mistook her for a man...

Her chest was flat and she had an ugly mole just underneath her left eye ((Which btw don't you think it's very strange that Tyki has a mole under that eye, Allen has the cursed left eye and Debitto has the slash on his make-up on that eye too =o)) The Princess kept a secret however, the ugly mole, that everyone talked about and laughed at, could actually talk!

The mole, which Tyki had affectionately named, "The Earl" was her only companion. They talked about all sort of girl things,however there was a dark side to the mole as well....the mole would tell the Princess to do all sorts of evil and estranged things...like kicking puppies and drinking orange juice after brushing her teeth, and worst of all, create a world wide holocaust and destroy all of mankind in the process towards becoming the leader of a new world.

*pokes the chibis and flicks them on the forehead before continuing*

Well, as luck would have it, on the day that the Earl Mole, gave Princess Tyki instructions on how to set a fire using only marshmallows and couch syrup, the King got terribly sick and died instantly. He coughed out a lung as a matter of fact, leaving Princess Tyki in charge of the entire Kingdom...

Princess Tyki, who was now called Queen Tyki became a fierce and cruel ruler who called everyone in the kingdom in once a week to tell her how beautiful she was, if they refused or made the slightest gagging noise in front of her, they immediately were sent to get their heads removed from their bodies!

One day a kind and pretty Prince , named...Road, heard of the Queen's evil doings and mass genocide, and decided to take a visit to her castle to give her a talking to. So, he jumped on his brave steed, named lero, and set forth towards the new kingdom!

As they trotted along, because all manly and brave steeds trot, they left a trail of pretty flowers and butterflies.......MANLY pretty flowers and butterflies that is...ones that ate people, though the Prince was unaware of the wrong doings he was causing so let's just ignore that part, it'll help out later

ANYWAY, once Prince Road arrived in the kingdom, the Queen immediately asked for him to be retrieved. And as he was dragged in by his ears gently shown into the castle, the Queen fluttered her eyelashes and stuck out her chest in a flirtatious matter trying to charm the young Prince.

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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:58 pm

*sneezes and wanders off into the halls of the order to cause mayhem and wreak havoc*
stare
*mumbles*
Bored..

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:58 pm

Fuyuutsuki

Chuu?
-offers the warm cocoa bottle to eski-

o 3o Chuu. *takes the bottle and has a few sips from it, offering it back to sayu when she was done*

^w^ thank chuu. <3

@Sillie: o wo *snuggles* <333

(( OH my god..I just had a weird thought..kind of funny too. XD;; ))

@Road: (( Pffffftttttt rofl rofl *dies of laughter* ))

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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:02 pm

Domo_Ownage

*sneezes and wanders off into the halls of the order to cause mayhem and wreak havoc*
stare
*mumbles*
Bored..

(( D; I'm sorry Domo.. <333 o 3o *watches the mayhem and havoc * ))

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:06 pm

oORoadOo

Once upon a time, there was a Princess named Tyki. She wasn't a very good looking Princess, most of the knights and Lords of the court usually mistook her for a man...

Her chest was flat and she had an ugly mole just underneath her left eye ((Which btw don't you think it's very strange that Tyki has a mole under that eye, Allen has the cursed left eye and Debitto has the slash on his make-up on that eye too =o)) The Princess kept a secret however, the ugly mole, that everyone talked about and laughed at, could actually talk!

The mole, which Tyki had affectionately named, "The Earl" was her only companion. They talked about all sort of girl things,however there was a dark side to the mole as well....the mole would tell the Princess to do all sorts of evil and estranged things...like kicking puppies and drinking orange juice after brushing her teeth, and worst of all, create a world wide holocaust and destroy all of mankind in the process towards becoming the leader of a new world.

*pokes the chibis and flicks them on the forehead before continuing*

Well, as luck would have it, on the day that the Earl Mole, gave Princess Tyki instructions on how to set a fire using only marshmallows and couch syrup, the King got terribly sick and died instantly. He coughed out a lung as a matter of fact, leaving Princess Tyki in charge of the entire Kingdom...

Princess Tyki, who was now called Queen Tyki became a fierce and cruel ruler who called everyone in the kingdom in once a week to tell her how beautiful she was, if they refused or made the slightest gagging noise in front of her, they immediately were sent to get their heads removed from their bodies!

One day a kind and pretty Prince , named...Road, heard of the Queen's evil doings and mass genocide, and decided to take a visit to her castle to give her a talking to. So, he jumped on his brave steed, named lero, and set forth towards the new kingdom!

As they trotted along, because all manly and brave steeds trot, they left a trail of pretty flowers and butterflies.......MANLY pretty flowers and butterflies that is...ones that ate people, though the Prince was unaware of the wrong doings he was causing so let's just ignore that part, it'll help out later

ANYWAY, once Prince Road arrived in the kingdom, the Queen immediately asked for him to be retrieved. And as he was dragged in by his ears gently shown into the castle, the Queen fluttered her eyelashes and stuck out her chest in a flirtatious matter trying to charm the young Prince.

The Prince stared at her for a moment, "My...what a small chest you have...."

The Queen was flustered and angered, however the mole told her to ignore the comments and continue trying to lure the boy into a false sense of security, and she did a she was told.

Continuing in her flirtatious advances towards the prince, sheshowed him a bit of leg.

"My...what hairy and grotesque legs you have my Queen..." The young Prince said.

Once again, the Queen was angered, but chose to ignore it, gliding over to him and stroking his cheek gently.

"My...what horribly manicured nails you have..." the Prince said, he being an expert at manicuring nails since he took a summer class on it...a MANLY summer class...

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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:06 pm

Domo_Ownage

*sneezes and wanders off into the halls of the order to cause mayhem and wreak havoc*
stare
*mumbles*
Bored..

*walks further down the hall*
Hmm...I wonder what's in here.
*opens a door and walks in, immediately turning and walking back out*
._.
Still bored.
*wanders more*

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:08 pm

-giggles from what prince road says-
>w<

(( @ domo - huggles- <3 ))

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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:10 pm

@Road; (( XD!!!! Awesome~ ))

@Domo: o wo;;; *is somewhat curious to see what he found behind the door*

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:19 pm

oORoadOo

The mole, which Tyki had affectionately named, "The Earl" was her only companion. They talked about all sort of girl things,however there was a dark side to the mole as well....the mole would tell the Princess to do all sorts of evil and estranged things...like kicking puppies and drinking orange juice after brushing her teeth, and worst of all, create a world wide holocaust and destroy all of mankind in the process towards becoming the leader of a new world.

*pokes the chibis and flicks them on the forehead before continuing*

Well, as luck would have it, on the day that the Earl Mole, gave Princess Tyki instructions on how to set a fire using only marshmallows and couch syrup, the King got terribly sick and died instantly. He coughed out a lung as a matter of fact, leaving Princess Tyki in charge of the entire Kingdom...

Princess Tyki, who was now called Queen Tyki became a fierce and cruel ruler who called everyone in the kingdom in once a week to tell her how beautiful she was, if they refused or made the slightest gagging noise in front of her, they immediately were sent to get their heads removed from their bodies!

One day a kind and pretty Prince , named...Road, heard of the Queen's evil doings and mass genocide, and decided to take a visit to her castle to give her a talking to. So, he jumped on his brave steed, named lero, and set forth towards the new kingdom!

As they trotted along, because all manly and brave steeds trot, they left a trail of pretty flowers and butterflies.......MANLY pretty flowers and butterflies that is...ones that ate people, though the Prince was unaware of the wrong doings he was causing so let's just ignore that part, it'll help out later

ANYWAY, once Prince Road arrived in the kingdom, the Queen immediately asked for him to be retrieved. And as he was dragged in by his ears gently shown into the castle, the Queen fluttered her eyelashes and stuck out her chest in a flirtatious matter trying to charm the young Prince.

The Prince stared at her for a moment, "My...what a small chest you have...."

The Queen was flustered and angered, however the mole told her to ignore the comments and continue trying to lure the boy into a false sense of security, and she did a she was told.

Continuing in her flirtatious advances towards the prince, sheshowed him a bit of leg.

"My...what hairy and grotesque legs you have my Queen..." The young Prince said.

Once again, the Queen was angered, but chose to ignore it, gliding over to him and stroking his cheek gently.

"My...what horribly manicured nails you have..." the Prince said, he being an expert at manicuring nails since he took a summer class on it...a MANLY summer class...

That was the final straw, the Queen had had it, especially since the Mole had been the one to help her with her nails, and even though it had no real hands, only nubs, she thought he did them wonderfully, so in a fit of rage, she attacked the Prince.

The prince quickly drew his sword to battle the queen, however, once the sword caught sight of the Queen's reflection, it broke in two pieces. The Prince struggled to think of a way to fight her off, but had now been slashed into a corner, just then however, the man eating butterflies came in a swarm, seeing as they breed exceptionally quickly in warm weather and the Queen's heated anger had turned the kingdom into a living hell, the butterflies grew into a gigantic swarm, which came and swallowed the Queen in a might bite.

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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:23 pm

gonk

I gtg.....since I have school tomorrow.

;^; *huggles everyone*

<3

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:27 pm

oORoadOo

The mole, which Tyki had affectionately named, "The Earl" was her only companion. They talked about all sort of girl things,however there was a dark side to the mole as well....the mole would tell the Princess to do all sorts of evil and estranged things...like kicking puppies and drinking orange juice after brushing her teeth, and worst of all, create a world wide holocaust and destroy all of mankind in the process towards becoming the leader of a new world.

*pokes the chibis and flicks them on the forehead before continuing*

Well, as luck would have it, on the day that the Earl Mole, gave Princess Tyki instructions on how to set a fire using only marshmallows and couch syrup, the King got terribly sick and died instantly. He coughed out a lung as a matter of fact, leaving Princess Tyki in charge of the entire Kingdom...

Princess Tyki, who was now called Queen Tyki became a fierce and cruel ruler who called everyone in the kingdom in once a week to tell her how beautiful she was, if they refused or made the slightest gagging noise in front of her, they immediately were sent to get their heads removed from their bodies!

One day a kind and pretty Prince , named...Road, heard of the Queen's evil doings and mass genocide, and decided to take a visit to her castle to give her a talking to. So, he jumped on his brave steed, named lero, and set forth towards the new kingdom!

As they trotted along, because all manly and brave steeds trot, they left a trail of pretty flowers and butterflies.......MANLY pretty flowers and butterflies that is...ones that ate people, though the Prince was unaware of the wrong doings he was causing so let's just ignore that part, it'll help out later

ANYWAY, once Prince Road arrived in the kingdom, the Queen immediately asked for him to be retrieved. And as he was dragged in by his ears gently shown into the castle, the Queen fluttered her eyelashes and stuck out her chest in a flirtatious matter trying to charm the young Prince.

The Prince stared at her for a moment, "My...what a small chest you have...."

The Queen was flustered and angered, however the mole told her to ignore the comments and continue trying to lure the boy into a false sense of security, and she did a she was told.

Continuing in her flirtatious advances towards the prince, sheshowed him a bit of leg.

"My...what hairy and grotesque legs you have my Queen..." The young Prince said.

Once again, the Queen was angered, but chose to ignore it, gliding over to him and stroking his cheek gently.

"My...what horribly manicured nails you have..." the Prince said, he being an expert at manicuring nails since he took a summer class on it...a MANLY summer class...

That was the final straw, the Queen had had it, especially since the Mole had been the one to help her with her nails, and even though it had no real hands, only nubs, she thought he did them wonderfully, so in a fit of rage, she attacked the Prince.

The prince quickly drew his sword to battle the queen, however, once the sword caught sight of the Queen's reflection, it broke in two pieces. The Prince struggled to think of a way to fight her off, but had now been slashed into a corner, just then however, the man eating butterflies came in a swarm, seeing as they breed exceptionally quickly in warm weather and the Queen's heated anger had turned the kingdom into a living hell, the butterflies grew into a gigantic swarm, which came and swallowed the Queen in a mighty bite.

The Prince smiled triumphantly and announced to the entire kingdom that they were free and they celebrated for forty days and forty nights, then he killed all of the kingdom and took over that land, laughing in mockery at the Queen's stupid behavior and not being able to destroy such feeble humans. And the Prince laughed and turned to his steed and said, "A sweet nightmare to all and to all a goodnight" and he left for another country to take over.

The moral of the story is, kill everyone in your kingdom before someone else comes and tries to take your destiny away. THE END!

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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:32 pm

Yaaaay!
^-^
<333
-claps her hands before crawling under a blanky and dozing off-

nite nite, I haz skool tomorrow too.

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:37 pm

Nighty night everyone! *huggles and waves them bye*

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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:42 pm

-is having too much fun with her webcam, hair and face book-
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