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 Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:52 pm
Cait Sith: "I really cannot tell fortunes"
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:38 pm
o.0 diddnt he actually say that at one point?
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:13 pm
Barret: " Does this gun make my a** look biiig"
Cloud: " Lets go skip trough a field of daisy while holding hands so we can be merry men" (with a hint of lemon)
Aeris: " Can't sleep voices and Cloud will eat me"
Tifa: " I knew these breast implants would give me the one up on Aeris"
Vincent: " Maybe I should wear pink more and get a fluffy little cat" (looks a Cait Sith)
Cait Sith: (looking at Vincent as he say that) "WHAT???!!!"
Cid: " Oh my cow I broke a nail (girly voice) AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Yuffie: " BACKGROUND MUSICC DO DO DO BACKGROUND MUSICC DO DO DO BAAACCCKKKKGOOOUUUUNNNDDDD MMMMMUUUSSSIIICCCC DDDOOOO DDDOOOOO DDDDDDOOOOOOOOO BUM BUM BUM BUM CHA"
Nanaki: " He I wonder how I was born I mean if Bugenhagen was my grandpa then that would mean that my mom was a a a A HUMMMAAANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I'M A FREEAAAKKKK" (cry wimper cry)
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:23 pm
Cloud: Ok...its time for plan B...we need a duck, cait sith, a condom, and lubricant
Barret: what the hell would that do?
Cloud: ...dun know...
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:42 am
fumitsuki Cloud: Ok...its time for plan B...we need a duck, cait sith, a condom, and lubricant Barret: what the hell would that do? Cloud: ...dun know... Cloud: Cait Sith... *hands Cait Sith the duck and the condom*.. Skew it in the butt then give us back the condom... Cait Sith: NOOO!!! It's name isn't Nanaki, I won't do it!!! Cloud: *writes N-A-N-A-K-I on the duck's side* Here now it's named Nanaki... RedXIII: wtf? Cait, you cheating b*****d!!! Cait Sith: *skews the duck in the butt then hands Cloud then soaked sticky condom* Here you go.. Cloud: *pours the lubricant in the condom then sneaks into Tifa's room and poors the condom's contents into her skirt*..hehehe... ::9 months later:: Cait Sith setuplets run around the room screaming Cloud: hehehe... xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:59 am
*cloud confronts sephiroth at the city of the ancients*
sephiroth: i will make this whole planet suffer!
cloud: wait a minute, are the ancients like the class? i mean both of you seem to want to do silly things...
sephiroth: who are these class that you speak of? i must meet them for business... *walks off in deep thought*
((technolyze woot!))
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:40 am
you'll never hear sephiroth tell aeries that he loves her
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:57 pm
*cloud in engine room of boat*
Cloud: okay guys, i think he's up here....
*sephiroth appears out of the foor*
Cloud: O_O wtf??? how the hell did you come up out of the floor?!?!?!?!
Sephiroth: um..... i bought a kit off an infomercial, it works really good!
Cloud: o.O yah dont say....
Sephiroth: anyway, i'm going to sick my mother on you then run away - GO KILL THEM MOTHER, i'll meet you at home, and dont come in my room stare
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:09 pm
Dueoh H. Cloud: well...the worlds about to end... Barret: ...Yup Cloud: Life as we know it is gone... Barret: ...Yup Cloud: ...and all you want to say is "Yup"..... Barret: well i do have some othr words.... Cloud: ...well share them...not much time left anyways... Barret: well...I've always wanted to express this...I dont know if i should Cloud: Barret...its the end of our planet just spread the word... Barret:...I Feel Pritty... Cloud: eek BARRET!? Barret: oh so pretty---i feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAY Cloud eek Barret: and i pitty, in any girl who isnt me today...La la la la la laaaa la la... Barret: eek ........*slowly starts to clap* Barret: who's the pretty girl in that mirror there? Cloud:What mirror? where? Barret: Look at the attractive girl singing! What a pretty dress! what a pretty face what, a pretty me! I feel pretty, miss America can just resi... Cloud:*slaps* boy, boy ,crazy boy. Be cool boy! got a rocket in your pocket! *sings the whole song* (Yay for West Side Story parodies! whee )
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:15 pm
*What Vincent was really saying to Lucrecia in the flashback which made her run away crying*
Vincent: Lucrecia?
Lucrecia:Yes?
Vincent: place this under Hojo's chair*pulls whoopee cushion out of pocket*
Lucrecia: Why?
Vincent: *Peter Griffin Voice* Just do it. It'll...It'll be funny. he he he he he he he he he he he.
Lucrecia: *runs away crying*
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:56 pm
cloud: prepare to die sephiroth
Sephiroth: hey cloud wanna be freinds.
Cloud: sure lets get some coffe at star bucks
sephiroth: your paying
cloud: hmmmm what about the giant meteor
sephiroth: it will be fine
Cloud: this some goooood coffee
sephiroth: yeah it is
giant meteor crashes into starbucks
tifa surprised mg clouds in there.... oh well
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 2:15 pm
cloud: tifa your a slut, aeris your a goody goody, and yuffie everyone can see i dont even know you exist
barret: wow cloud now who are you gunna date
cloud: lunar_angel of course
*I appear standing next to a gold chocobo*
cloud: come my new woman
*we hop on the chocobo and ride off into the sunset to the "you are the wind beneath my wings" song*
........ sweatdrop ......well itll never happen..... sad
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:16 pm
cloud:sephiroth give me a big bear hug
sephi:i love you lets get married
cloud: crying lets
and thats as far as im ganno go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whee
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:26 pm
*cid and barret singing on the highwind*
Both: dont rock the blimp
Barret: dont rock the blimp baby
Both: dont rock the blimp
Cid: dont tip the blimp over
*cloud walks in*
cloud: eek .....
*cloud backs slowly inside again*
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:54 pm
Tifa: I HATE YOU CLOUD!
Cloud: I feal warm *Big Smile.*
Vincent: I love it when Tifa's angry
Cait sith: I'm gunna sacrifice Cloud instead of one of my robots. To pricy.
Cloud: YAY! I'm a sacrafice!
Aries: I HATE YOU ALL! YOU CAN DIE AND GO TO HELL! CRY ME A RIVER, BUILD A BRIGE AND GET OVER IT!
Sephiroth: I quite being evil... For now on everyone call me Puddlestufflings!
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