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 Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:26 pm
Granted,but then you die of obesity.(Are you sure?)
I wish I had Cable T.V.
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:09 pm
granted but then the power went out so the tv wouldnt work.
i wish i knew the meaning of life.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:44 pm
Granted but it turns out the meaning of life is that you're ugly. (See? I'm sure.)
I wish I didn't get worried all the time over everything.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:47 pm
granted but then while you were walking down the street, someone dropped a piano on you.
i wish my middle name was Danger!! mrgreen
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whatsername_maryjane_coca
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:21 pm
Granted but then you became a scardy cat.
I wish I could be a hero! *puts on a cape and runs around pretending to fly*
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:26 pm
granted but then a giant moth eats your cape and you can no longer have fun.
i wish for world peace rofl AS IF!!
seriously now, i wish my shoes were clean.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:33 pm
Granted but then the rest of you wasn't.
I wish to become a famous movie director! ACTION!!! *claps weird thingy that is used before each scene*
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 7:44 pm
granted but somebody stole your weird thingy that is used before each scene and you couldnt do the ACTION thing.
i wish people didnt make me kill them.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:52 pm
granted but then they just killed themselves instead.
i wish i would stop dreaming of 44 caliber love letters. or at least get some more action out of em.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 8:57 pm
granted but then you become really agaitated and start protecting yourself from invisible lady bugs.
i wish the sun would die.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:00 pm
granted but it supernovered and burned the world to a dorito.
i wish i could pioneer the next revolution for the unhappy colaltion against the killer bunnies in dream world petition!
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:07 pm
um... granted but then someone turned back time and it never happened. (sorry, i have no idea what your on about)
i wish for an ice cube.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:10 pm
neither do i.
granted but in this heat it melted instantly
(serioulsy the same thing happened just now with my ice cream)
i wish you would sing for absolution while holding a quilt with your tongue.
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:23 pm
granted but then my thought closed up and i suffocated on the quilt.
i wish you would die in the a** rofl
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:25 pm
granted but it cause a spontanious chain reaction and nobody had an a**.
i wish vampires could never hurt you. (great song)
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