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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!


Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - Low
Level 2 - Lustful - High
Level 3 - Gluttonous - High
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - High
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy- High
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics Low
Level 7 - Violent - Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous - Moderate

Hah...ahaha... Violent. PARTY IN THE 7TH LAYER!

heres Level 8 for you guys ^_^ Malebolge


many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Siiiiiiiiiiick@level 8.....

Level 7

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

At least I got cool beasties?

PUSSIES! everyone of you.


>Spoons, s**t dude, i believe in a God and im in the 8th while your sorry a** is stuck in the 6th

This reminds me.... today me and my friends spent an HOUR at the fair arguing with the christian guy giving a survey and trying to set people on the 'correct' path. We would ask questions and he would give bs answers and we'd argue it and he'd get twitchy. You shoulda seen when we talked about evolution, he stopped that topic right then and there xd

He kept trying to "save" me. Bleh.

I dont want to go to the 8th. I want 5th or 7th. WTF WHY AM I NOT COOL?!

*looks at lang's results* lmao... I didn't know there was an extreme....