|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:52 pm
Granted but sadly, Modest mouse chooses now to become great divas, and break up over a fight concering who gets to buy the first solid gold comb or something along those lines, sorry but the concert is cancelled now. But hey you still have your tickets.
I wish I could have a $1,000 shopping spree at the bookstore of my choice.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:32 pm
Granted but it's only good for religious literature and bad romance novels.
I wish I didn't have any more exams.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 8:58 pm
Lunar Falcon Granted but it's only good for religious literature and bad romance novels. I wish I didn't have any more exams. Granted, because you've now failed out of all your classes and your enrollment has been terminated. I wish I could make anybody fall in love with me just by wanting them to.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:51 pm
Granted, but this also works with your lust. Everyone you lust after falls in love with you. Good? No. Because you sleep with them, they give you genital herpes and syphilis and then they start stalking you. Not only that but their all vapid and shallow. Sorry... Well, at least you will never be lonely.
I wish I wouldn't have such a hard time imagining my story..
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:52 am
Granted. You imagine it so well that it happens.
And you die horribly.
I wish Sonata Arctica would get ere sooner, and I had really good tickets for it...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:10 am
Granted, you had them, but ate them biggrin
I wish I had a supercomputer.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:56 pm
Granted. But it's smarter than you, and it sends the army after you.
I wish I wasn't bored.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:55 am
Superior Jazz Granted. But it's smarter than you, and it sends the army after you. I wish I wasn't bored. you are no longer bored, you now have a terminal illness, you have three months to live. i wish i wasn't so itchy
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:29 pm
Ironfrost77 you are no longer bored, you now have a terminal illness, you have three months to live. i wish i wasn't so itchy Granted, but now, because you can't feel them, the ants and mosquitoes have killed you due to a mixture of poison, and a lack of blood. I wish I wouldn't procrastinate.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:31 pm
CaprinaePsi Ironfrost77 you are no longer bored, you now have a terminal illness, you have three months to live. i wish i wasn't so itchy Granted, but now, because you can't feel them, the ants and mosquitoes have killed you due to a mixture of poison, and a lack of blood. I wish I wouldn't procrastinate. Granted. Every task set before you now has a time limit of twenty-four hours. I wish I didn't have to wait for a ride to go buy Kane & Lynch for the 360.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:06 pm
Granted, you now have the magical powers of transportation as seen on I Dream OF Jeanie. Which means you have the pleasure of having a master, and he has no plans on letting you pop anywhere you want. Sorry but the game will have to wait, good luck with an enernity of foot massages.
I wish i could pass Anatomy with an A for the rest of the years, but actually learn what im suppose to learn. (A.k.a no short cuts)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:44 pm
Lyoko_Alchemist Granted, you now have the magical powers of transportation as seen on I Dream OF Jeanie. Which means you have the pleasure of having a master, and he has no plans on letting you pop anywhere you want. Sorry but the game will have to wait, good luck with an enernity of foot massages. I wish i could pass Anatomy with an A for the rest of the years, but actually learn what im suppose to learn. (A.k.a no short cuts) Granted, but your study partner will be a fat, naked man that follows you everywhere. And once you receive your final A and are going down the stairs to exit the building, he trips behind you and he crushes you as you both tumble. lol idk uhm I wish that I was an astronaut. 3nodding
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:28 pm
((LMAO good one, and one of my greatest fears a naked fat guy flattening me...LOL kidding but it is now thanks))
Granted, but that week you suffer difficulties and get stuck in an endless sprial as your co pilots try and right your course. You spend the next year or so floating around untill you are brought aboard by the poetry reading aliens in Hitchikers guide to the galaxy, and while trying to escape you loose your towel and get let out into space without a suit. Needless to say the lack of oxegen kills you.
I wish i could get another cat, or better yet my old one hadn't died. crying
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:36 pm
Granted, your old cat isn't dead anymore. S/he will live on forever with you. But being alive forever doesn't mean that s/he doesn't feel the effects of aging. Your cat becomes very old and very smelly and her/his fur falls off in clumps and the poor thing is pretty much miserable. But at least you have them with you. Forever.
I wish it was easier to go the gym. Yay gym.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:28 am
granted, you now live in the gym, surrounded all day long by sweaty men and women in sportsbras. And you'll never get the smell of someones feet out of your towel-pillow ever agian.
I wish I never had to take another math class.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
