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 Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:51 pm
A: Because people want what they can't have, making the unattainable more desirable.
Q: Why do I want to submit to laziness when it just makes me feel sluggish and depressed?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:44 pm
a. becuase youre sexy .
q. why do we put our thumbs up if its good or put our thumbs down when its bad !?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:21 am
A: It's all gravity's fault.
Q: What is the airspeed of an unladen African swallow?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:23 am
A: Ask the witch.
Q: What is the answer to the question of the meaning of life?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:24 am
A: 42
Q: Where is the old man who knows to much?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:32 am
A: In my shoe.
Q: Where is that darned shoe?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:33 am
A: Behind the fridge.
Q: Is your fridge running?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:36 am
A: I better go catch it!
Q: How much pudding fills up the trunk of your car?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:37 am
The amount needed so no more pudding will fit
Why do we eat pudding?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:39 am
A: Cause it tastes so good!
Q: What is Jell-o made of?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:40 am
A: Feet
Q: Why do we have two feet?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:42 am
'cause well fall a lot if we had more or less
Why do dogs have tails?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:42 am
A: Because they need sometinhg to wag.
Q: Why not three feet?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:44 am
A: That's about thirtysix inches,lol.
Q: How much is that doggie inthe window?
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:45 am
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