One day there was a boy named Sasuke. Only he wasn't just a boy- he was a ninja. A pretty ninja.
Pretty badass.
So one day when Sasuke the badass was on a mission he slipped on his puddling coolness and fell down a cliff.
A few days later he woke up.
Well, he figured that sitting on his a** (figuratively, since he was stuck in a tree... not on his a**) was going to get him nowhere. Ninja's are people of action, after all!
After shimmying downwards through the foliage, Sasuke took a gander at where he was.
Seeing as he was knocked out for a few days, his super-ninja-metabolism was starting to take its toll.
After wandering around for a while, he heard a loud "MOOO". SCORE. A cow! He could use his ninja skills to take it down and feast upon it!
Until it turned out to be a giant cow. Sasuke just wasn't in the mood for giant cow.
So he found a nearby motorcycle and hijacked it, his immense hunger winning over his feeble morals!
Finally, a smell of food was... smelt, and Sasuke ditched the motorcycle in favor of finding the source of the aromas. Suddenly, before his very eyes was a glorious China Buffet!
Which was his favorite.
biggrin Unfortunately..... this was a well-guarded restaurant! Large beasts patrolled its borders, looking for little ninja to eat. And Sasuke was a very wee ninja indeed!
After escaping one horrible, slobbery beast, Sasuke made his way towards the Grand Buffet once more, drooling at the awesome smell of the food.
Until once more he found himself in the horrible jaws of a doggy-beast.
BUT SASUKE KNEW WHAT TO DO OHO HE DID
After that Sasuke made it to the restaurant with relatively no problem. They had to sit him in a gigantic chair, but he was just too hungry to care. He was even too hungry to ignore the giant, screeching fangirl staring at him.
AND THEN SASUKE FOUND IT. ON HIS PLATE.... WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER.
A.
SMILEY.
POTATO.
FRY.
After finishing his meal, Sasuke was asked to pay. He kinda felt embarrased, because all he had packed was his exceedingly gay purse, but he whipped it out of hammerspace and paid anyway.
After paying, Sasuke.... felt kind of... bored.
SO HE DECIDED TO RUB HIS AWESOME ADVENTURES IN NARUTO'S FACE. It was like, his favorite thing to do. Besides listen to Linkin Park and cry in his room.
Unfortunately, Naruto had installed a tracking device in Sasuke's body.
WHICH YOU WILL LEARN ABOUT NEXT TIME
TO BE CONTINUED!
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