Welcome to Gaia! ::

*Cautiosly looks over the edge and considers making a shadow ladder for those trapped within*

Austin walks over and pushes him in, then makes sure there's no light, and thus no shadows.

*climbs from the spike pit and peers around*

Ascher feels the need to raise some hell...

*He turns to the posessed minifridge with the ancient ofudu that was placed on it centuries ago by a powerful magus of the guild with a wicked grin... Lightning crackles in the sky above and thunder screams its angry war cry as Ascher draws closer... and then... removes the ward!*

LET US DO BATTLE ONCE MORE LIKE THE OLDEN DAYS ICEBOX OF SATAN!

*pumps the old Spas-12 into action and fires off a few slugs*
BAM!
BAM!
Ba-BAM!!!

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KYAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*Ascher is violently sent out the window and all the way down to the ground below the tree house... he lands with a sickening "THWUD!!!"*

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*twitches weakly*

I'll respawn... and you'll be... mine...

*respawns*

Announcer: ASCHER HAS ENTERED THE TREE HOUSE!

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No Luri... he is my foe...

*loads rocket launcher and takes aim*
Sayonara demonic freezer!

BOOOOOM

I win...

*The icebox slowly slinks down from the ceiling from behind Ascher and bares its fangs*

Icebox: HSSSSSSSSSSSS! HRRRRRRR..... HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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It's Sigourney Weaver all over agai-

*Ascher is sent falling back down his own spike pit... but valiantly takes the fridge with him, even though it painfully claws and tears at him all the way down... The trap door seals and there is silence...*

*Respawns right next to Luri*

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I am victorious...

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*draws in an angry sounding wheeze*

*points at the fridge*
I'll have my revenge just yet icebox of satan!!!!!!

*the fridge flips Ascher the finger*

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._.

Did it just... sweatdrop

no... It couldn't have... *laughs nervously and loads the rocket launcher once more before deciding to put it down*
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I'll deal with you later demon freezer...

I was bored and needed a worthy opponent *nods sagely*

Nooblets? you mean ppl who spk leik dis? wit no gramerr an catn spiel
or tlak rite and be general idiots requestiong to jion teh giulsd bcase there kewl lolololololol I roxors joo r lame to my 1337n355

those people?

ok... all of them