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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 4:56 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:35 am
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:37 am
Counting numbers by spelling them out, you won't find an "A" until you get to One Thousand.
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:40 am
People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:42 am
In every organization there will be one person who knows what is going on....This person must be fired.
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:43 am
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:44 am
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:45 am
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:46 am
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:47 am
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:48 am
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:49 am
So what's the speed of dark?
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:50 am
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:51 am
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