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 Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:58 pm
Rex Mason *Shifts to his seat and takes a few beers with him*
Ha, now that's good. How ya doing Jen? Oh I'm fine Rex absolutely fabulously fine! Slott is leaving me, Tony Stark is a lying b*stard and my cousin is on a rampage. I only have rum and pirates now that I can depend on! heart pirate *swigs more rum* Now what about this ship Jack 1?
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:59 pm
That would be the Black Pearl, darlin'. The fastest ship to sail the seven seas!
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:00 pm
'S lovely, huge and quite all mine, I assure you.
...As soon as my former, mutinous first mate gets the bullet that's forthcoming for him, that is...
But I assure you, I do have a ship. It's the third-most important thing about being a Captain, behind the title and the hat.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:04 pm
*leans towards Wally* How about I offer you this jar of dirt if you walk away, mate. It has the thump thump in it. You know who that belongs to, right?
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:05 pm
You're a touch behind the times, my hallicinatorily-induced friend, if you saavy my meaning. *pantomimes a bit of the stabby-stabby*
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:06 pm
Hmm sounds good.
I like the hats boys looks cute. *Has stopped caring that there are two of them*
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:08 pm
*uncorks a bottle of rum with his teeth*
So tell me, lass...have you ever heard of the Fountain of Youth?
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:11 pm
Wally_West *uncorks a bottle of rum with his teeth* So tell me, lass...have you ever heard of the Fountain of Youth? Yes I have, but I don't need it since I'm gamma charged.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:11 pm
*eyes gleam*
Be right back, mate.
*walks over to the corner and struggles with something there*
Lil bugger! I should shoot you.
*walks back behind Wally, pulls out his shirt, and stuffs Jack the Monkey down the back*
Scuse me, mate, but you seem to have an undead monkey in your blouse.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:12 pm
*offers his arm to Jen*
Let's take a stroll, darlin', and let my friend here play with his monkey.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:14 pm
BUGGER! eek
*shimmies away awkwardly, reaching for the flintlock*
Stay still you little-
*the monkey heads South*
eek
No, no, musn't fire down there...
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:15 pm
*falls behind the bar whilst trying to extract the monkey*
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:18 pm
Well, that fellow seems to be a bit busy. Now, m'dear, would like see a trick with my flintlock? I'm a very good shot.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:18 pm
Aw but there's a man and a dead monkey show!
*swigs more rum*
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:21 pm
*Floats around and shares in the rum.*
Now this is a show! Grand ol time.
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