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If I hear one more story about how they made dildos "back in the day" or how baby flesh used to taste sweeter I'm going to go batshit and blow up this whole guild. D=

I start with the dumpster. mad

fail! :D

@Talon:....it's awwwwwwright? ninja

I have lots of free time now that I'm in college. xP

Well it's not like that's all I do. I've been playing a lot of Spore and zOMG too. x.x

Spore is great. 3nodding Although - a lot of the later stages I don't like so much.

Just keep in mind when you play that it's geared a little more towards herbivores. Which is kind of disappointing. Fighting in the Space stage is awful too. But making your own little creature from a cell to a space-faring species is awesome. whee

When you make your creature - you can be a herbivore or a carnivore.

Carnivores attack things to eat which is easier than finding plants in the first Stage. In Stage Two, you get more points (which you use to buy mroe parts) for befriending other species - which is easier if you're a herbivore because you don't need to kill things to eat. Carnivores need to kill to eat, so you get less points for each species you extinct. In Stage 3, it's easier to gather fruit than to hunt because hunting requires that you (the player) need to select every creature that gets killed, the units you're controlling will move from tree to tree but not to prey to prey. Which is annoying. In the fourth stage, you don't really control much of the fighting, so unless you're using a really good vehicle type and they're using a really bad one - it'll ususally end up being really even. There are 3 ways you can go for that, Miltary (you get for being a Carnivore), Economic (you get for being an omnivore) and Religious ( you get for being a herbivore).

The fifth stage you don't really control your species, you're just a space captain. The battle in this is horribly ******** up because you've got to select your weapon, click on your target (everything is constantly moving and this is really pissing me off) and then it'll fire. Then you have to keep clicking. Dx It's tedious and you usually end up dying 8 times in a given battle because you can't really do anything. I also keep blowing up my allied ships. Which is bad, but I can't even tell what I'm hitting half the time. The other parts of Stage 5 are really fun though, like terrforming planets (making them able to support life, putting plants and creatures on them so you can improve your colonies) but it's easier to take over things economically (or religiously when given the option) than by war. At least at this point - they may introduce a patch that makes all that easier.

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