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 Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:17 pm
*takes a long pull from his bottle* And who might you be, mate?
*waggles sword*
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:18 pm
*Looks around*
"Even I don't know. Do you pehaps, know where I am? gonk "
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:21 pm
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:31 pm
"All I remember last is Zaphod, after trading most of our fuel for alcohol and prostitutes, made an incompetent moronic ditch to save himself. He took a sub-etha sens-o-matic and started pressing random buttons on Slarbartifest's ship, Marvin told him not to, but soon gave up and moped in a corner. I have no clue where I AM!" gonk
Arthur Dent although stranded on an unknown planet after Zaphod Beeblebrox traded Slarbartifest's ship's fuel for alcohol and prostitutes, made a last ditch effort to save himself and started pressing incomplete buttons on the ship's dashboard. The slightly depressed robot, Marvin, carefully advised against this such action, and soon enough retreated to the safety of a dark corner,
"And who keeps going on with that bloody narration!"
gonk
((I spend way too much time on this rolleyes ))
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:34 pm
*shoves a bottle of rum at Dent* Stop squealin' like a girl, mate. At least put on a good front, savy?
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:41 pm
*peers* And exactly who the hell are you, mate? Handsome devil tho...
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:41 pm
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:42 pm
Save it, my attractive....if slightly derivative....frien'. It is obvious that our companion is in something of a snit, as it were, an' as such is the case, should probably not be imbibing in spirits.
Fortunately, I will be more then happy...
*sway*
...to relieve him of that burden.
*grabs the bottle and starts drinking*
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:42 pm
"Rum? Do I look like a barbarian to you sir?"
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about rum. Rum is a distilled beverage made from Earth sugarcane byproducts such as molasses and sugarcane juice by a process of fermentation and distillation. The distillate, a clear liquid, is then usually aged in oak and other casks. Rum plays a part in the culture of most islands of the Western part of the galaxy, and has famous associations with the Galaxy's Royal Navy and Space piracy. Rum has also served as a popular medium of exchange that helped to promote slavery along with providing economic instigation for Pirica 9's Rum Rebellion and the Earth's American Revolution. It is the second most intoxicating substance in the universe, behind the infamous Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
gonk *Wanders around aimlessly*
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:45 pm
Hmmm... There's a bit of a lag.. *keeps gathering gold*
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:49 pm
You think there's lag now, lass, wait till the rum is gone. gonk
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:50 pm
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:52 pm
*Puts down the Guide and the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster on the bar counter and starts touching the walls*
"Is this Earth?" smile
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:53 pm
Uhm, I believe it's somewhere near Tortuga, actually...
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:53 pm
Why is the rum gone??? gonk
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