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 Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:43 pm
(OMG! I wanna read that.)
Iruka's eye twitched, "Kakashi!" he snapped. "Enough from you!" he barked towards him. His eyes looked over at Ichi, "Don't listen to him, someone needs to ban him from Icha Icha."
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:49 pm
((I can find it and post it! In fact.... I have it saved on meh computor!
*thumbs up*))
"Ban from Icha Icha?" Asked Kakashi, leaning his elbows on the table now. "But that would be mean. And besdies, Icha Icha is not the one that gives me all my wonderful ideas. Well.... some of my ideas. Okay mabye all but one or two. But it is not like I am lying. I am just using.... non-scientificially accurate phrases."
Ichi nodded, saying "Okay, So than why do women get their cycles?"
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:51 pm
(Send it please.)
Iruka sighed, "Women have their cycle for a sperm hasn't reached the egg in time." he finished. "You haven't heard of this talk either?" he couldn't help, but question.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:54 pm
((  tah dah!)) "No. I have little to no contact with my guardians and everything I learn is from books.""Ohh... books eh? Than Might I recommend this!" Kakashi said, holding out his famous orange covered naughty adult book to Ichi. "It has EVERYTHING you need to know."
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:56 pm
( rofl )
Iruka's eyes widen as he watch a kunai inbed itself into the book of Icha Icha.
Yukiko stood in the door way, "Let me explain it. Damn men can't explain how a womens' body works without going to those damn terms." she grumbled to herself.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:01 pm
((there is also a very interesting comic done by the same person that involves Kakashi giving Iruka a belated birthday present, a really crappy love song with a mexican hat, and a school girl uniform >w<))
Kakashi looked to the book, than to Yukiko... book... girl.... book.... girl... "Well that wasn't very nice." was all he said, bringing the book back and pulling the kunai out, than cradling the 'injured' book.
Ichi looked to Yukiko, saying "Thank you very much Yukiko-chan."
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:03 pm
( O_O Wow.)
"Shove it." Yukiko snorted towards Kakashi. "Go screw Iruka while you are at it." she spoke. Her eyes looked over at Ichi, "No problem. Okay, so you want to know how come we go on our cycles correct?"
Iruka just blinked and sighed, "Yukiko, please be kinder and not make those type of suggestions to Kakashi."
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:06 pm
Kakashi smirked under his mask, taking this idea very much into consideration. He told himself today he was going to show Iruka what a sensitive non sex driven guy he was.... but things change. "Come Iruka. Let's leave these two alone and go off for some sexual education of our own" he said, going over to Iruka and hugging him from behind, keeping his body right up against Iruka's.
Ichi ignored the tow sensei's banter, and said to Yukiko. "Yes, I wonder why women must go through these emotional and physical changes apparently one time a month.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:10 pm
"Yukiko." Iruka's face turned bright red as he felt Kakashi's body press against his. "No. Down boy."
Yukiko sighed, "We do something called ovlating (sp?). It means we release an egg and allow it to travel down our bodies and rest in a place I can't remember. Got it so far?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:30 am
Kakashi did not back down though, only buried his face in the crook of Iruka's neak, and said "You got 10 seconds. Either I start groping you here and now, or we move this to the bedroom."
Ichi nodded. This made a lot more sense than when Iruka sensei or Kakashi san explained it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:39 am
Iruka sighed, "Let's go to the bedroom." he whispered, not wanting the children to see Kakashi grope him.
"Good. Now, in order to have a baby, us females need something called a sperm and that comes from the males body." Yukiko continued, "If a sperm doesn't reach it in time the egg dies."
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:43 am
Kakashi smilied, and said "Okay Ruka!" and picked him up bride-style, pranceing off to the bedroom. 'Victory!'
"Okay.... so what happends to the egg when it dies?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:47 am
Iruka let out a yelp. "Kakashi." he snapped as his arms reached out and wrapped around Kakashi's neck for balance.
"Well, along with the egg, there was a bloodlining that the egg rested in. So, since the egg died, the egg is released out of our body. Along with the egg is the lining, which means we bleed. Along with the bleeding we get cramps." Yukiko finished up.
(God that was bad. << I can never teach that subject....like Kakashi. XP )
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:57 am
((Kakashi is the best teacher ever! ^___^))
Kakashi just smilied, and finally got to the bedroom, opening the door with his foot than closing it again. He walked over to the bed, sitting down on it, still holding Iruka. "Now.... how to begin this time..."
Ichi nodded, getting it. "So... you bleed to get rid of all the dead eggs... and you get moody beaucse your sad all your children are dieing?"
'That's depressing...'
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:00 am
(Yep.)
Iruka growled at Kakashi, "You had to take her words into heart didn't you?"
"Kind of. We have other things that tigger that, but I am not in the mood to explain it." Yukiko exaplined. "Now, I am going back to bed, for cramps SUCK!" she shouted before she calmy walked back to her room.
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