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 Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 12:35 pm
A:Cow!
Q: why did I understand that?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:16 pm
A. Because secretly, you are a cow. Don't be afraid to unleash your innerself!
B. Why is the moon made out of cheese?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:18 pm
A) Because a cult of mice made the first spaceship a million years ago, then went out to make a planet out of cheese, and have fooled everyone into thinking that it is only made out of rock.
Q) What were the names of these mice?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:20 pm
A) Cat food colony.
Q) Is it farther to Europe than it is by plane?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:23 pm
A. sure...
Q. Will cockroaches survive longer than this planet and just float around in space going "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:25 pm
A) They're cockroaches....OF COURSE they will just float around space!
Q) What the hell is this-------------> twisted
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:32 pm
A. a hyperactive evil mouse who just drank some sort of toxic thingy
Q. why does this guy----> rolleyes smile after rolling his eyes?? isn't that usually associated with annoyance?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:33 pm
ihatelemmings A. a hyperactive evil mouse who just drank some sort of toxic thingy Q. why does this guy----> rolleyes smile after rolling his eyes?? isn't that usually associated with annoyance? A) Acting superior to a n00b. Q) If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all drown?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:38 pm
A. if they want to win the event, yes.
Q.Can you still get hiccups under water?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:45 pm
Yes. Everyone does exactly 3.14 (For the slow people, that's pie.) seconds before eating a pie under water... In one bite! xD
Does Pie = 3.14 or sugar?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:29 pm
No. It = mouse.
Why isn't my mail in yet?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:38 pm
A: because it's female... wait you spelled it mail I don't know
Q: Why havn't I tektek'ed myself again yet?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 8:11 pm
A: Because you're sexy enough as it is heart
Q: Does this belt make me look fat?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 9:12 pm
A: The correct answer is no
A: The true answer is yes
Q: Why do women set men up to lie or to be beaten on when they ask questions like that?
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 10:10 pm
A: I don't know, but I never have to deal with girl problems like this, fortunately. Because it's ingrained in their genes to think that way? (will probably get slapped by someone for saying that...)
Off-topic, but do you know that you look like a Priest/Pastor/Seminarian right now?
Q: Why do I feel that the unattainable guys are the hottest (straight, already with partner, or seminarian)?
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