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 Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:27 pm
And so, the Great Creator of Everything, Autograph, decided to just kill the nearest slave. You see, if he killed the slave, then old Moses wouldn't come and kill him before he killed the slave. Although, that would be totally impossible because Autograph has powers beyond anything anyone could imagine, but that's not the point.
So, Autograph discarded his whip, and pushed the nearest slave off a convientantly placed cliff. In his celebration, the Great God himself fell from the ledge, and plunged to his doom.
But, of course, Autograph is immortal, so doom isn't really a word used in the same sentence as 'Autograph'. Unless it's one of these extremely long-winded ones.
Anyway, Autograph hit the ground, all alive and well. That was, until he saw the group of people gathering. Quite pissed with himself, the Lord remained on the ground. It was then he saw the plump people accousing the Great Gym Coach (Moses) of Autograph's own death. Moses fled from Egypt, making Autograph all angsty. The new race of humans had grown fatter and fatter. And so, after seven days of meaningless rants which nobody reads, Autograph formulated a plan to kill all the fat people.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:29 pm
Autograph And so, the Great Creator of Everything, Autograph, decided to just kill the nearest slave. You see, if he killed the slave, then old Moses wouldn't come and kill him before he killed the slave. Although, that would be totally impossible because Autograph has powers beyond anything anyone could imagine, but that's not the point. So, Autograph discarded his whip, and pushed the nearest slave off a convientantly placed cliff. In his celebration, the Great God himself fell from the ledge, and plunged to his doom. But, of course, Autograph is immortal, so doom isn't really a word used in the same sentence as 'Autograph'. Unless it's one of these extremely long-winded ones. Anyway, Autograph hit the ground, all alive and well. That was, until he saw the group of people gathering. Quite pissed with himself, the Lord remained on the ground. It was then he saw the plump people accousing the Great Gym Coach (Moses) of Autograph's own death. Moses fled from Egypt, making Autograph all angsty. The new race of humans had grown fatter and fatter. And so, after seven days of meaningless rants which nobody reads, Autograph formulated a plan to kill all the fat people. and go on.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:32 pm
In-co Tora! Tora! Nerdshoe FO SHO'.
...you know.
...ho ho?
I give up.
gonk
inco.
your avvie looks
like it got beat up and mugged.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*just needs lovin* sweatdrop *seckes* heart
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:36 pm
blue_mirror In-co Tora! Tora! Nerdshoe FO SHO'.
...you know.
...ho ho?
I give up.
gonk
inco.
your avvie looks
like it got beat up and mugged.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*just needs lovin* sweatdrop *seckes* heart
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:38 pm
After consulting the childrens version of the Bible, and Steven Hawkings, the Lord plauged the fat people of Egypt.
He sent them locuses, but they kept them as pets.
He sent them frogs, but they eat their legs.
He sent them meteors, but Squaresoft stole his idea.
And so, just as Autograph was about to give up, he had a brilliant idea.
He would bring in a law, which would require every human being on the planet to have atleast two hours of physical activity per week.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:41 pm
In-co blue_mirror In-co gonk crying *just needs lovin* sweatdrop *seckes* heart thought you might like that ^_^
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:43 pm
In-co Tora! Tora! Nerdshoe FO SHO'.
...you know.
...ho ho?
I give up.
gonk
inco.
your avvie looks
like it got beat up and mugged.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*just needs lovin* sweatdrop *gives hawt sweet lovins* ninja
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:45 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:49 pm
*sings theme song from katamari damacy*
hmmmm nah nah nah nah nah nah nah na na na na na mm
na na na na na
naaaaa nah nah nah nah nah nah naaaa
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:50 pm
In-co *sings theme song from katamari damacy* hmmmm nah nah nah nah nah nah nah na na na na na mm na na na na na naaaaa nah nah nah nah nah nah naaaa *and i am listening to Metric right now... thnx strokes* wink heart heart
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:51 pm
I am developing a migraine. The sunlight is officially making me feel nauseous and I am going to hide under pillows. Fare thee well, PYP lovelies. heart
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:52 pm
PainPixie I am developing a migraine. The sunlight is officially making me feel nauseous and I am going to hide under pillows. Fare thee well, PYP lovelies. heart baibai. feel better!
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:53 pm
I had a migraine last night. Feel better Pixie.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:54 pm
spZ I had a migraine last night. Feel better Pixie. allo allo pretty lady wink i used to be sent to the hospital for migranes.. theywere REALLY bad.. then i started taking feverfew... never again. yay for holistic medicine xd
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:57 pm
firebean spZ I had a migraine last night. Feel better Pixie. allo allo pretty lady wink i used to be sent to the hospital for migranes.. theywere REALLY bad.. then i started taking feverfew... never again. yay for holistic medicine xd
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