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 Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:09 pm
His right hand was... funky... I mean... yeah, I was his good hand... but he'd like put the hand in the potatos at dinner and try to shake my hand with it... I doubt he even washed the thing. I mean, yeah it was cool at first... but then it was bothering.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:26 pm
Because he had no Cookies .... emotion_0A0
even though he was from the dark side.
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:30 pm
they made too many promises and never fulfilled them! evil
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 1:55 pm
It turns out it was better when she was my asian buddy, rather than my asian wife.
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:02 pm
He was more awesome than I could ever deserve. xp
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:11 pm
He contradicted himself. Which one of yourself is awesomer, you or you? I'm confused.
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 11:19 pm
Other than her immense Christmas spirit, I couldn't find anything wrong with her. That's why I divorced her.
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:20 am
I think her personality of smiling and winking and licking her swords whenever we get into a fight was too much.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:32 am
He was a nut-cracker... all that needs to be said. stare
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 9:45 am
We were constantly fighting. Literally. He was always trying to kill me. I couldn't take it anymore.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:18 am
he killed my love birds crying he thought they were christmas dinner
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:05 pm
He becomes over-emotional when it comes to his lovebirds. I mean, dude! Those are just love birds!
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 5:57 pm
He reminded me too much of Larry from the Three Stooges.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:08 pm
He never came home at night, he siad the was lots of work at night.
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:18 pm
You started going to Male Strip Clubs!
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