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 Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:48 pm
our band teacher told us his daughter had a webkin,and then he said his younger daughter was on the computer and hugged it and then she licked the screen!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl xd
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:41 pm
-low brass/woodwinds playing-
Widmer: Flutes, you need to play louder! I don't want to back down the low voices. Low voices, that was awsome! It was dark, rich, chocolatey, it made my mouth water just hearing it.
All trumpets: Teehee!!! xDDDD -on an 18 measure rest-
(Mr. Widmer is a very large balding man, though he isn't very old)
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 9:33 am
There's a really annoying trombone player, Izzy, who is always talking really loudly and is just plain obnoxious.
So when she was trying to get us to play louder for a song, she said:
"Be loud, be obnoxious! Think Izzy!"
It was funny. Especially when she kept saying it, mostly because Izzy wasn't there.
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:53 pm
Today my band director was talking about the tubas and how they should dominate the room (even though there's only three) and so he said
"Tubas make us fat" - still talking about sound
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 4:11 pm
LOL.
OUr band director was telling us that we can't space out, then snap to try and play. he said "If you try to move too fast, your brain will short out"
ANother time, he said "Like a rat caught in a flashlight" instead of a deer caught in the headlights. He was like "Well, the drummers seem more rat-like than deer-like." THen a percussionist yelled "Like you and a clown?"
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:28 pm
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:59 pm
Hartmetz: Now, Mrs. Hartmetz and I spent two hours on the room assignments for Disney...some people didn't end up with people they like though. Some of you ended up with people you might not like....>.> <.< Like Neil....
Everyone: XDD
Neil: ...-_-;
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:24 pm
BD:Guess what everyone
US:What? huh? porn? last one was persussion hehe were silly pervs
BD: we raised enough cash to go to band camp
US: WOOOO!
BD: points at ME and say "bring protection" then at mah GF "Don't be too loud if you are at least go into teh woods.
Me and her: HEY!
BD: You know its true
Everyone but us:HAHAHA!
this sucked cause we are only obvious relationship grr
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:46 pm
My band teacher got really angry today, and crazy, we have a contest on friday and she is really stressing out, today someone played their part wrong and she said"AUSTIN! THOSE JUDGES ARE GOING TO BLAME ALL OF US BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING A DITZ!!!!" She gave around 10 people detention today.
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Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 8:01 pm
 I heard this story from someone else.
In Jazz Band, a percussion player had to hit the rim of the snare. He wasn't hitting it loud enough, so Mr. Guy (yeah, that's our B.D.'s name) shouts, "I want more crack!"
The class didn't actually get it until he corrected himself, saying, no, he indeed did not want any crack, the drug.
We teased him for weeks.
biggrin
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:10 pm
During parade practice this morning...
Brian and Mr. Hartmetz: *arguing over the drum major's whistle command*
Robbie: Pinkie! Give up! The WOMAN always wins the argument!
Us: *die laughing*
Hartmetz: o.o?? *didn't hear*
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:11 pm
My band teacher calls the crotales (percussion instrument) the "car-tails."b xp
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Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:57 pm
Mr. Sisco to the saxes and clarinets: Have you ever been in a bar when a bunch of regulars get really drunk and start singing? Yeah, play like that.
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:01 pm
my band dierctor says:
"If you play it right i'll do 10 puch ups in front of the class, but if you play it wrong, then YOU do 10 push ups." and half the time we're doing push ups instead of playing.
when he wants to kick us out of the band room after school he says:
"Ok, guys and GRILLS." and then he starts going on about a bunch of stuff and we'll eventually leave to get away from him!
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Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:19 pm
In the warm-up room at Tri-County Festival my band director decides to tell us a joke:
Has anyone seen the Movie Constipation yet?
*All of us have blank stares...*
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
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