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 Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:44 pm
I pick up the hamster cage and take it home where i put my dog in it. Soon after the dog is in the cage it starts crying so loudly that Animal Control was called. As soon as I hear them pounding on my door I panic, and in my paniced state I try to let the dog free. I attempt failed, though, as I recieved a gash from the rusted cage and was sent to jail where I died from my neglected wound.
I drop a bottle of rubbing alcohol.
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:18 am
I drink it thinking it's water, and it burns my throat. Then, I trip on the ground and take a fatal blow to my head.
I drop a Snuggie.
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:28 pm
-puts snuggies out- Is it getting hot??* 2 hours later dead*
Drops speck of dust
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Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:19 pm
The speck of dust lands on my skin. Unfortunately, it is a speck of dust from the skin of a person with the Ebola virus. I die a horrible death.
I drop a sticky note.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:29 am
Got a papercut on a vein and died of blood loss *sad face*
I dropped a cat.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 3:50 pm
I pet the cat, it bites my hand off, and then it eats my entire body because it was a possessed cat.
I drop a bag of Tostitos.
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:03 pm
I pick up the tostitoes and get mauled by my entrie band
I drop a Celtic Woman CD
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Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:29 pm
I play the celtic woman cd... well i guess we all can guess how i died. lol
i drop a stick of gum.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:25 am
I have a slight allergic reaction and develop hives. A few bees get confused as to which hive is which so they land on me and sting me, which kills me. *makes no sense*
I drop a roll of tape.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:59 pm
I tape my eyes shut by accident and fall down a flight of stairs.
I drop my iPod.
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Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:08 pm
I pick up the Ipod and start listening to it. All the sudden it starts to rain, and I quickly take shelter under a tree. On my way over to the tree I get attacked by a rabbid squrriel, and die a grizzly death.
I drop a flashlight.
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:25 am
I flashi ti in the eye of a giant, and the giant beats me up.
I drop a giant block of cheese!
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:42 am
I went to pick up the block of cheese, but I rolled a one on my Cheese-Grabbing Roll, so I was killed instantly by a Gibbering Mouther.
I drop a fish.
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:37 pm
I eat it and get mercury poisoning.
I drop a fork.
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Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:39 am
I pick up the fork and add it to my family of forks that i keep next to my bed. Later I fall asleep and my stalker lets herself in through the window and mistakes the fork for a d***o and impales my v****a and I bleed to death.
*drops favorite plushie panda named noodle((whoever finds him take good care of him please))*
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