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 Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:53 am
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[Reason for removal: I shouldn't be near internet when I'm stoned.]
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:48 am
Because you are an important factor in the whole getting laid situation.
How come I did not know that Nicole got laid?
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:02 pm
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[Reason for removal: I shouldn't be near internet when I'm stoned.]
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:46 pm
Because you are obviously a horny freak.
Why do people insist on talking about my person life on the internet when the truth is it's none of their damn business? Why don't you answer that? Oh and by the way i'm a proud virgin if you were a good person you would't be talking about your girl friends best friend behind her back.
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Spare Me Three Last Words
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:59 pm
Because people are shallow.
Ummm. . . Why is my doggie such a pain?
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:28 pm
Because he is too cute for his own good.
Why can't i sleep?
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Spare Me Three Last Words
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:30 pm
Because evil nomes live under your bed.
Why is my boyfriend so submisive?
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:49 pm
Cause he's horny and he wants some.
Why do only ugly, illiterate, wanna-be-gangster guys hit on me?
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:02 pm
Cause they be all like, "Heeeeey sexay~", but in their deranged gangsta talk that means, "Why you are the most lovely creature that I've ever seen. Would you like to have a cup of tea or exchange polite conversation over brunch with me?".
Why am I such a clutz?
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:40 am
ɪӎ αҭ ѡαя ѡɪҭʜ ҭʜє ѡϕʀʟȡ ȼαυʂє ɪ αɪɴҭ ɴєѵєя ʛϕииα ʂєʟʟ ӎʏ ʂϕυʟ
@Nicole: D; Sawwy... You probably won't believe me but I honestly don't remember posting that.
Because I'm a ******** a*****e.
Why won't my parents quit screaming at eachother?
ɪѵє αʟяєαȡʏ ӎαȡє υρ ӎʏ ӎɪɴȡ иϕ ӎαҭҭєя ѡʜαҭ ɪ ȼαиҭ ʙє ʙϕυʛʜҭ ϕя ʂϕʟȡ
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:05 pm
Because they're all caught in a mosh.
Why is she happy without me as her boyfriend, yet I'm not?
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:55 am
ɪӎ αҭ ѡαя ѡɪҭʜ ҭʜє ѡϕʀʟȡ ȼαυʂє ɪ - αɪɴҭ ɴєѵєя ʛϕииα ʂєʟʟ ӎʏ ʂϕυʟ
Because love has to ******** everyone over.
Why is Ashley taking an interest in me all of a sudden?
ɪѵє αʟяєαȡʏ ӎαȡє υρ ӎʏ ӎɪɴȡ - иϕ ӎαҭҭєя ѡʜαҭ ɪ ȼαиҭ ʙє ʙϕυʛʜҭ ϕя ʂϕʟȡ
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:17 am
Because she has nothing better to do.
Why does time. go. by. . . so slowly, slowly?
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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:42 pm
Because you type extremely slow.
When will she figure out the truth, even though its right in front of her?
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