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 Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:10 pm
Roy William Harper I'll take a beer Rex, and get the Lady anything she wants (drink wise)
Well let's thank Annual for finally explaining what happened to Shift! xd Kids a killer, damn! So, what were you two up to, hmmmmm?
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:11 pm
Oh just watching the Dos and Don'ts of Dating. *pops open the beer and starts drinking*
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:11 pm
Ms. Selina Kyle Rex Mason Oh, oh or Deathrace 2000, the world's greatest movie ever concieved by humans!
*Shifts back and jumps behind the bar*
What were you up to? Hehe, want anything? Christian Bale. ...Oh wait, to drink. Catnip martini. And that's a lie, the world best movie ever concieved by humans is Elves.
*Floats over a Catnip Martini.*
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:13 pm
Rex Mason Ms. Selina Kyle Rex Mason Oh, oh or Deathrace 2000, the world's greatest movie ever concieved by humans!
*Shifts back and jumps behind the bar*
What were you up to? Hehe, want anything? Christian Bale. ...Oh wait, to drink. Catnip martini. And that's a lie, the world best movie ever concieved by humans is Elves.
*Floats over a Catnip Martini.* There is no way that movie can beat out a plot based around Nazis secretly breeding evil Christmas elves to mate with virgins on Christmas eve and give birth the master race.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:14 pm
eek
Wow that is crazier then the movie I was working on.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:14 pm
Ms. Selina Kyle Rex Mason Ms. Selina Kyle Rex Mason Oh, oh or Deathrace 2000, the world's greatest movie ever concieved by humans!
*Shifts back and jumps behind the bar*
What were you up to? Hehe, want anything? Christian Bale. ...Oh wait, to drink. Catnip martini. And that's a lie, the world best movie ever concieved by humans is Elves.
*Floats over a Catnip Martini.* There is no way that movie can beat out a plot based around Nazis secretly breeding evil Christmas elves to mate with virgins on Christmas eve and give birth the master race.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:17 pm
Rex Mason Oh, oh it so does... Though that is pretty ******** up. And then, when the Nazi loose the war, one of them keeps an elf as a souvenir in his basement like a mummy. Then in the 80s, his grand daughter has a sleepover and uses a book of satanic rituals she got from the high school library to bring the elf back the life. The elf then gets into a mall, kills a santa and many other people before the same girl brings her friends to the mall for a sleepover. And then the geriatric nazis show up.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:18 pm
.... god oh mighty ..... well I think the .... damn woman .... that beats it!
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:19 pm
I so have to see this movie
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:20 pm
Nazi Christmas Elves > David Carradine in a leather jumpsuit
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:21 pm
Ms. Selina Kyle Nazi Christmas Elves > David Carradine in a leather jumpsuit
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:23 pm
Rex Mason Ms. Selina Kyle Nazi Christmas Elves > David Carradine in a leather jumpsuit You won't win this Rex. I'm a B movie conneseur. The elf is mechanical and it stabs a Santa to death. In the crotch.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:25 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:25 pm
Ms. Selina Kyle Rex Mason Ms. Selina Kyle Nazi Christmas Elves > David Carradine in a leather jumpsuit You won't win this Rex. I'm a B movie conneseur. The elf is mechanical and it stabs a Santa to death. In the crotch.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:27 pm
Barn of the Blood Llama is worse, Roy.
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