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 Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:01 am
*removes nickels from the phone's handset. Waits for someone to use the phone* ninja
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:32 am
Hey buddy, could you beer me that phone? I gotta call Randy. He's back at the hotel room watchin' Jack Frost for the 634th time, and I gotta make sure that if he passed out during the opening scene again that he didn't swallow his tongue.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:40 am
Nice.
*brings Earl the phone*
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*looks at the camera, grins*
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:42 am
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:59 am
*hangs up*
Y'see, the TV sometimes jumps channels on you and you have to smack it to get it to change back. Turns out Randy smacked it one too many times and wound up on the 700 club. Catalina says he locked himself in the bathroom and won't come out. I'd better go.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 1:11 pm
*walks in carrying a case full of knives*
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:34 pm
Roger the Homunculus *walks in carrying a case full of knives*
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:01 pm
*walks in* This place has it all; tennis, handballl, the whole shebang... HA HA... BANG.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:51 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:14 pm
Oh hello, I didn't see you there! I was too busy counting money, sometimes I stay up 13, 14 hours a day and I still can't keep up. Ever get a paper cut from a $7,000 bill? Doesn't tickle. But that's not for you to worry about! No, you're just an ordinary employee who will never be burdened with huge sums of money!
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:24 pm
Money is irrelevant. An archaic caste system that will be done away with when your species is assimilated. You will be safe, however. You have been deemed to possess inferior traits, and are undesireable for assimilation.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:29 pm
Money is irrelevant!? You're fired! No really, you're fired. Leave. Ha ha haa! Right to work state.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:33 pm
I do not work for you, and I never have. I am Locutus of Borg.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:33 pm
Oh, before you go....here's your email. I printed it out for you. *hands Lexcutus a sheet* Quote: To: Borg, Locutus of From: Potamus, Peter Subject: That thing I sent ya Body: You get that thing I sent ya?
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