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 Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:41 pm
::rubs his eyes::
How did my wife turn into Lizzie Borden?
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:42 pm
:Lois-Lizzie looks entirely disturbed by this::
Why, I never! I've never let any man touch me in that way, much less become someone's bride. Is that why you kidnapped me? Did you think I'd give you my womanly favors?
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:47 pm
Okay...that's it. You're coming home and then I'll take you to see Brainy. Maybe your sickness evolved somehow...I don't know why you think you're a psychotic killer.
::reaches for Lois::
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:51 pm
::Lois-Lizzie's eyes flash with rage::
YOU! WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS THWART ME? Just today, I went to fetch some prussic acid to clean my seal skin cloak and I keep finding axes everywhere. This is no fault of my own, yet you persist and wish to take my property and hold me against my will. NO, SIR. I SAY NO MORE!
::she reveals the axe she's been hiding behind her back, raises it above her head and swings it down repeatedly on Clark, counting as she does::
1... 2.... 3.... 4...
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:53 pm
*CLUNKCLUNKCLUNKCLUNK*
Who keeps hiding these for you to find!?
::catches the head of the axe::
I suppose I should remind you why I'm called Superman.
::crushes the head of the axe with his hand::
Coming home now?
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:55 pm
::she backs up fearfully::
What manner of man are you? Do you go around kidnapping proper young women and taking their virtue?
::she puts her hand to her forehead dramatically::
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:00 pm
::looks thoughtful::
Lizzie...I'm your punishment for what you did to your parents.
::picks up Lois and throws her over his shoulder::
I'm stronger and faster than a thousand men and you can't hurt me. So come along back home.
::heads to the door::
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:07 pm
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO THEM. I'M INNOCENT!
::flails wildly, kicking her legs::
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:09 pm
Sure you are...
::carries Lois out::
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:33 pm
::strolls in::
Hello, is anyone in?
::smiles at the penguin sentinel and gives his shoulder a squish::
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:41 pm
*walks from the back and sets down Boyzilla and the little blue ox he found earlier*
Hartley.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:44 pm
Hey, Chris. I was wondering if you guys carry blank sheet music.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:51 pm
Thurstin Holloway, famous bookbinder and international spy, coolly surveyed the room. His contacts had lead him to this store in search of a copy of El Tocino, an ancient Spanish book.
Of course his arch nemesis would be here. Gordon Picklesworth always attempted to interfere with his missions. The rogue British agent would just love to kill Thurstin Holloway.
...
It seems his method of killing involved pelting Holloway with rats. How disgusting.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:52 pm
*notices the blue ox staring at Hartley intently*
You sure are a weird little guy. Anyway...yea, it's in the aisle with the books on music.
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