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 Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:30 am
"Well...." Kakashi started.... but didn't have a come back for it. So instead, he just said "Don't you have small children to feed?"
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:31 am
"THey are allready being feed." Iruka stated as he walked out. "Now I am just going to eat."
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:37 am
Ahh... well... he was awake now anyways... so Kakashi decided he was going to go down and at least be there until everyone else finished eating. He got out of bed, looking down at himself. He was still in his uniform, mask pulled down to his neak. He pulled the mask back up, looking for his headband... finding it on the floor. He picked it up, tied it on so it covered his scared eye, and made his way out of the room.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:40 am
Iruka stepped into the kitchen. His eyes twitched as he noticed Kao's state. "Kao, when you are finished, take a bath." he ordered as he rubbed his temples.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:44 am
Kao looked up from his plate, face coated in scambled eggs and crumbs. "Why? I will just lick it all off like Gato kun!" he said, pointing down to the cat who was now cleaning himself after his meal.
Kakashi finally got to the kitchen, trudging over to a seat next to Ichi, and sitting down.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:45 am
"No Kao." Iruka's left eye twitched. "You are to bath like a normal human." he hissed through his teeth.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:03 pm
Kao shook his head, saying "Noo... I am going to bathe like Gato kun! His fur is very soft... it must work!"
"That is beacuse his tongue is specially constructed to comb through his fur and get all unwanted forign object out. Humans have a smooth toungue, and their mouths are filled with bacteria that is only going to get you messier."
'Mabye sometime Iruka and I can try bathing eachother tiger stlye....'
'Is he actually this much of a idiot.... or is he just trying to be difficult?'
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:08 pm
Iruka sighed and shook his head, "Dear Lord, someone save me." he thought to himself as he listened to the small group. "Kao, just take a bath please, not like Gato."
Yukiko stepped into the kitchen. Her eye twitched, "Kao, stop up and take a bath." she hissed towards him as she walked over to the cupboard and glasses and grabbed one. She then walked over to the skin and filled it with water.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:18 pm
"Noooooo! I refuse! I hate water!" he said, crossing his arms and sitting down in the chair now, a bit of egg dripping off his face. "I am perfectly clean!"
"You smell like a five week dead slab of beef. Take a bath."
'Mmmm... adult jelly bath with Iruka... now that would be nice....'
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:20 pm
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP NOW BEFORE I RIP YOUR LITTLE BROTHER OFF AND FEED IT TO AN ANIMAL!" Yukiko screamed at them.
Iruka jumped back slightly and rubbed the back of his head, "Yukiko, how about you go back to bed and rest. You have major mood swings on your first day." he informed her.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:25 pm
Kao looked at Yukiko with wide eyes, now shaking madly in his seat, looking like a puppy who just got caught peeing on the new rug. 'Holy..... son of a.... what the..... mommy!'
Ichi looked to Yukiko, eyes also wide, dropping his fork onto the plate, hand still in the air though mid bite. 'Oh my.'
Kakashi lazily looked over to her, her having succesfully snapped him out of his little fantasy world. 'Wow. Loud.'
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:27 pm
Iruka sighed as he watch Yukiko walk off, "As you can tell, Yukiko is on your cycle. So it would be wise to watch yourself." he sighed. "Kao, now please take your bath."
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:35 pm
Kao nodded, too confused and emotionally scared to not do exactly what Iruka said. He trudged down the hall, right to the bathroom to take a bath.
"Iruka sensei.... what is wrong with Yukiko?" Ichi asked, looking to Iruka.
Kakashi perked up a bit at this. Ichi didn't know? Yet another fun session of teaching small children the wonders of sexual parts? Kakashi remembered exactly how much fun the bird and bee talk with Kao had been!
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:38 pm
(Oh god. << Poor Iruka, teaching children isn't hard. It is when it comes to the sex talk and you have Kakashi as your helper.)
Iruka's eyes blinked a couple of times, "Nani?" his eyes blinked. "Oh, Yukiko is going through something known as her cycle or period. Another name is time of the month." he began.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:42 pm
((Yup! He makes it very difficult, and fustrating!
I was reading this really funny comic where Kakashi was explaining to Lee, Naruto, and Sasuke about sex.
'Well... when a man loves a women.... or when a man loves another man.... or when two women love eachother and their neighbor...'
>w< It was so funny. ))
"Yup. Beaucse if they don't have periods, they get babies after they ******** someone."
"..... What's a period like?"
Time for the fun part! "Women have different things down in their panties than men do. Like a c**t for expample." he began.
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