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 Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:18 pm
Have you ever seen Awa/RDS's comic "Internet dating beware!", Fantome?
Erik: Need to fill out this personality profile... Name: Erik. Age: Eligible for medicare.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:21 pm
I was just watching Most Haunted and the "psychic" said that the ghost he was contacting was concerned about his weight. That led me to this:
Christine: Meg, Erik's been stealing my corsets!
Meg: Well, he told me he's having a mid-life crisis: he's worried about getting a beer belly in his old age. So I lent them to him.
Christine: But he doesn't drink and he's thin as a rake! scream
Meg: Uh...sorry?
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:31 pm
I've got one!
At the "Phantom Cast Members' Look-a-like contest":
Erik: See? I'm Erik!
Others: Naaah...you're Raoul!
Erik: Um...no. See the horrible face? The angelic voice? My swishy cloak?
Others: No. *pins 'Best Raoul' on his shirt*
Erik: NUUU!
Raoul: Um...what just happened here?
EDIT: eheh...I noticed I put 'squishy' instead of 'swishy' the first time...his cloak's made of jelly!
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:15 am
But the love you never had is etched in stone forever,
Reminding you of what might have been... Erik: Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four! The love you never had stays with you like a shadow:
So close, but when you reach, there's no one there...
-Erik, The Phantom of the Opera, Tom Alonso
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:53 pm
Hm...no idea what that's from, Ela.
Hm...
Mme Giry: He will burn you with the heat of his eyes!
Buquet: Yeah, right.
Mme. Giry: He will!
Buquet: Psh.
Erik: Yes, I will. See? *laser eyes*
Buquet: Ooh, my head's on fire.
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:44 pm
But the love you never had is etched in stone forever,
Reminding you of what might have been... Phantom of the Forum Hm...no idea what that's from, Ela.
The Beatles, of course!
The love you never had stays with you like a shadow:
So close, but when you reach, there's no one there...
-Erik, The Phantom of the Opera, Tom Alonso
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:38 pm
Aha! Then I combat you with...
Carlotta and le Management singing Killer Queen from Queen! Muahaha!
Firmin: She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Moncharmin:
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Firmin:
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Carlotta:
Wanna try?
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:42 pm
Hm...now you've got me into a Queen theme, welcometomyhell.
Bohemian Rhapsody, Phantom style!
Erik: Mama, just killed a man...put my noose 'round his neck, trapdoor, now he's dead...
Chorus people: Scaraboush, Scaraboush, and ya do the Fandango!
Well...it's always what they sound like...
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:59 pm
It's actually "Scaramousch, scaramousch, will you do the fandango?"
Christine: I'm just a chorus girl and some stalker loves me!
Meg: She's just a chorus girl in this little horror story!
Christine: Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Erik: Be still now, no! I will not let you go!
Raoul/Chrisine: Let her/me go!
Carlotta: I'll pull you and I'll pill you
I'll Cruella De Vil you!
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:58 pm
I can actually see that...
Makes me think of Erik singing "Eyes of Nostradamus"...
or 'Ballroom Blitz"... bwahaha!
Erik doing classic rock...ha.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:02 am
But the love you never had is etched in stone forever,
Reminding you of what might have been... Someone at SO camp came up with this by accident.
Nadir: *in the flooded torture chamber* Like a PERSIAN! I can't be submergin'! The love you never had stays with you like a shadow:
So close, but when you reach, there's no one there...
-Erik, The Phantom of the Opera, Tom Alonso
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:32 pm
Erik: *outside torture chamber* Like a GHOST! I can't be toast!
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:22 pm
Raoul: Like the-inevitable-romantic-hero-of-the-story, I can't...I can't...I-I-I CAN'T MAKE A RHYME!!! gonk
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:50 am
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:45 pm
XD! Actually, what happened was that introduced the Persian to a semiphan who hadn't read the book, and another guy overheard and sang "LIKE A PERSIAN!" to the tune of some Madonna song. So...yah.
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