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 Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:57 pm
Granted. Sadly, just as you're about to cash out, some hax0r steals all your muniez and makes it look like you're defrauding the bank, sending you to PMITA prison for a long time.
I wish I never had to pay a cell phone bill but could still enjoy all the freedoms and conveniences of cellular service.
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Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 2:54 pm
Agent smith comes over to your house to "Deal with the glitch"
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:39 pm
kanpach_zaraki Agent smith comes over to your house to "Deal with the glitch" Hahaha, dude... that's not how you play... read back a few pages and maybe you'll get the hang of it? Allow me to demonstrate tho. Step by step. 1.Grant the wish.Granted! 2.Corrupt the wish, in any way shape or form... but remember the specifics(or lack of) from the wish.You now share your friend's chellphone. You don't get charged , and are free to call anybody anywhere and the same thing for texts/mails/pictexts/etc/etc. But it's not yours and have to beg to use it, cuz... you know, your friend is a little b***h.
3.Let us know what is your wish! (so that we can CORRUPT it... *evil laugh.)
I wish for an uncorruptible wish that gives me billions of dollars in my bank account.
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:59 pm
kanpach_zaraki Agent smith comes over to your house to "Deal with the glitch" At least people are trying. :3 FREE WISH! I wish I could conjure up delicous pancakes, a variety of syrup, the proper eating utensils and a glass of orange juice any time I want. Mmm, yummeh!
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:25 pm
Theophrastus kanpach_zaraki Agent smith comes over to your house to "Deal with the glitch" At least people are trying. :3 FREE WISH! I wish I could conjure up delicous pancakes, a variety of syrup, the proper eating utensils and a glass of orange juice any time I want. Mmm, yummeh! Granted, but the pancakes are burnt, the orange juice is warm, and the utensils are bent. The syrups are fine, though. I wish the amount of frags I get was directly proportional to my attractiveness to women my own age.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:01 pm
ProjectOmicron88 Granted, but the pancakes are burnt, the orange juice is warm, and the utensils are bent. The syrups are fine, though. I wish the amount of frags I get was directly proportional to my attractiveness to women my own age. Granted, but that would be a very small amount of frags. I wish I had a turtle that was big and strong enough for me to ride around.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:12 pm
Granted. ...
(what... there's no corrupting this wish... i mean... it's a TURTLE!)
I wish my iSP really did provide me with HIGH speed internet.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:24 pm
AnonymouZ Granted. ... (what... there's no corrupting this wish... i mean... it's TURTLE!) I wish my iSP really did provide me with HIGH speed internet. Granted: it's so fast that the data transmission melts your computer and all the lines it travels. Worse yet, you're held responsible for the repairs. I wish there was more intelligent, mature symphonic metal. I'm tired of bands thinking that talking about blood and death makes them sound impressive. o_o
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:21 pm
Theophrastus Granted: it's so fast that the data transmission melts your computer and all the lines it travels. Worse yet, you're held responsible for the repairs. I wish there was more intelligent, mature symphonic metal. I'm tired of bands thinking that talking about blood and death makes them sound impressive. o_o Granted, but then there would be no other types of music allowed in this world. I REALLY WISH I HAD A TURTLE THAT I COULD RIDE AROUND THAT WOULD BE AWESOME LAWL (In all seriousness, it would be pretty awesome. Specially if it was a fast turtle. With riding goggles)
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:47 pm
Ok you get a turtle but it gets hungry and eats you. Hahaha, you just got eaten by a turtle.
I wish for Vampires, werewolfs and godzillas oh my.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:08 pm
SkeletonPhoenix Ok you get a turtle but it gets hungry and eats you. Hahaha, you just got eaten by a turtle. I wish for Vampires, werewolfs and godzillas oh my. Granted, but they all follow World of Darkness Revised rules. The Cainites manage to infect the mundane world with the Wyrm's influence through their debauched immorality, the Red Star pours out its hideous omen and Godzilla, in the form of Zapathasura, wipes out all the life in India. Then it gets bad... I wish Agnostics would realize they're simply unapplied Atheists. ;}
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:29 pm
Theophrastus Granted, but they all follow World of Darkness Revised rules. The Cainites manage to infect the mundane world with the Wyrm's influence through their debauched immorality, the Red Star pours out its hideous omen and Godzilla, in the form of Zapathasura, wipes out all the life in India. Then it gets bad... I wish Agnostics would realize they're simply unapplied Atheists. ;} Granted, but the increase in number of atheists mean that they're large enough to warrant a threat to religion and the non-existant God of all the Major world religions squashes each and every Atheist with his big stumpy finger! I wish that KFC would open a chain of stores in Tanzania so that i could eat decent food when i go over there!
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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 6:47 pm
Myrphomatic Theophrastus Granted, but they all follow World of Darkness Revised rules. The Cainites manage to infect the mundane world with the Wyrm's influence through their debauched immorality, the Red Star pours out its hideous omen and Godzilla, in the form of Zapathasura, wipes out all the life in India. Then it gets bad... I wish Agnostics would realize they're simply unapplied Atheists. ;} Granted, but the increase in number of atheists mean that they're large enough to warrant a threat to religion and the non-existant God of all the Major world religions squashes each and every Atheist with his big stumpy finger! I wish that KFC would open a chain of stores in Tanzania so that i could eat decent food when i go over there! Granted. Kenyan Field Caterpillars become your new favorite food. I wish I could respawn in my bedroom if I died prematurely in real life.
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:00 am
ProjectOmicron88 Myrphomatic Theophrastus Granted, but they all follow World of Darkness Revised rules. The Cainites manage to infect the mundane world with the Wyrm's influence through their debauched immorality, the Red Star pours out its hideous omen and Godzilla, in the form of Zapathasura, wipes out all the life in India. Then it gets bad... I wish Agnostics would realize they're simply unapplied Atheists. ;} Granted, but the increase in number of atheists mean that they're large enough to warrant a threat to religion and the non-existant God of all the Major world religions squashes each and every Atheist with his big stumpy finger! I wish that KFC would open a chain of stores in Tanzania so that i could eat decent food when i go over there! Granted. Kenyan Field Caterpillars become your new favorite food. I wish I could respawn in my bedroom if I died prematurely in real life. Granted, However because of this wish, your life is now a crappy .5 star game. The only way you can make yourself live through this is by surviving the crappy controls you are given, cliche characters, bad storyline, and the horrible dialog. On the good side one phrase in the game--infamous for it's craptastic hilarity-- gets featured in a flash animation. Lucky you. I wish to become one the greatest graphic art designers ever to grace this planet! heart
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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:05 am
Granted. Sadly, all humans are strangely and irreversibly stricken with blindness.
I wish Tim and Eric were super rich and let me and my girlfriend live on their million dollar estate.
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