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 Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:25 am
I wonder how they make new Marines then? Do they just get the armour back and re-enchant it? Fabius Bile can't be much use.
"Yeah, I want you to make me a man."
"Rightio, no problem."
"Yeah, but I want him without a body, or a mind..."
"..."
-Mykal
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:58 pm
just corrupt new ones I suppose
*wispers* "hey you, wanna join our club?"
"what kind of club?"
"well, you sell your soul to chaos, go on a giant manhunt across the galaxy, kill dozens of innocents, slaughter the emperors minions. We have meetings wednesdays and sundays, at the eye of terror, and the cookies and punch are on us. You also get a subsription to our "blood for the blood god" magazine, which gives you all sorts of information about taking trips across that galaxy while crunching imperial skulls. Its really a good experience, you should just quit your job and join us eh?"
"so, what is the benefit exactly?"
"um...well self mutilation which releases endorphines, all sorts of fun mutations, and well, just endless slaughter."
"sounds like fun, where do I sign up?"
"sign right here sir, and here, and meet us at the eye of terror tomarrow."
"alrighty, see ya then"
"oh, and check out your pamphlet, we are having a pizza kit sale next week, you need to sell at least 2,000 before we start out invasion of Ork territory"
"well done, bye"
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:12 pm
yo_momma117 just corrupt new ones I suppose *wispers* "hey you, wanna join our club?" "what kind of club?" "well, you sell your soul to chaos, go on a giant manhunt across the galaxy, kill dozens of innocents, slaughter the emperors minions. We have meetings wednesdays and sundays, at the eye of terror, and the cookies and punch are on us. You also get a subsription to our "blood for the blood god" magazine, which gives you all sorts of information about taking trips across that galaxy while crunching imperial skulls. Its really a good experience, you should just quit your job and join us eh?" "so, what is the benefit exactly?" "um...well self mutilation which releases endorphines, all sorts of fun mutations, and well, just endless slaughter." "sounds like fun, where do I sign up?" "sign right here sir, and here, and meet us at the eye of terror tomarrow." "alrighty, see ya then" "oh, and check out your pamphlet, we are having a pizza kit sale next week, you need to sell at least 2,000 before we start out invasion of Ork territory" "well done, bye" You forgot the babes.
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:23 pm
thegrinner yo_momma117 just corrupt new ones I suppose *wispers* "hey you, wanna join our club?" "what kind of club?" "well, you sell your soul to chaos, go on a giant manhunt across the galaxy, kill dozens of innocents, slaughter the emperors minions. We have meetings wednesdays and sundays, at the eye of terror, and the cookies and punch are on us. You also get a subsription to our "blood for the blood god" magazine, which gives you all sorts of information about taking trips across that galaxy while crunching imperial skulls. Its really a good experience, you should just quit your job and join us eh?" "so, what is the benefit exactly?" "um...well self mutilation which releases endorphines, all sorts of fun mutations, and well, just endless slaughter." "sounds like fun, where do I sign up?" "sign right here sir, and here, and meet us at the eye of terror tomarrow." "alrighty, see ya then" "oh, and check out your pamphlet, we are having a pizza kit sale next week, you need to sell at least 2,000 before we start out invasion of Ork territory" "well done, bye" You forgot the babes. right, being a maniacle SoB is a chick magnet
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:15 pm
yo_momma117 right, being a maniacle SoB is a chick magnet The Sisters of Battle are chick magnets? I suppose we could've assumed that...
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:07 pm
FlashbackJon yo_momma117 right, being a maniacle SoB is a chick magnet The Sisters of Battle are chick magnets? I suppose we could've assumed that... unless your saying sisters of battle are lesbians, then that doesnt apply here... and sisters of battle arent maniacle, they are tame, like all of the emperors slaves
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:02 pm
yo_momma117 FlashbackJon yo_momma117 right, being a maniacle SoB is a chick magnet The Sisters of Battle are chick magnets? I suppose we could've assumed that... unless your saying sisters of battle are lesbians, then that doesnt apply here... and sisters of battle arent maniacle, they are tame, like all of the emperors slaves I was leaving the joke open to interpretation. There were a number of ways it could've gone and you chose the one most in-line with your thinking processes. I would consider them just as maniacal and any of the Ecclesiarchy, really. Perhaps even LESS maniacal than Marines. The Astartes are, after all, merely driven by their life of battle and the defense of mankind at all costs, while the Sororitas are driven by FAITH - a much more dangerous prospect.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:14 am
FlashbackJon yo_momma117 right, being a maniacle SoB is a chick magnet The Sisters of Battle are chick magnets? I suppose we could've assumed that... Maybe he meant SoB as "Son of a B****"...
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:39 am
DarkElf27 FlashbackJon yo_momma117 right, being a maniacle SoB is a chick magnet The Sisters of Battle are chick magnets? I suppose we could've assumed that... Maybe he meant SoB as "Son of a B****"... Yeah, that was the play on words I was trying to make. crying
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 12:49 pm
FlashbackJon DarkElf27 FlashbackJon yo_momma117 right, being a maniacle SoB is a chick magnet The Sisters of Battle are chick magnets? I suppose we could've assumed that... Maybe he meant SoB as "Son of a B****"... Yeah, that was the play on words I was trying to make. crying Rofl, I see, no wonder.... next time ill make it more clear
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:11 pm
yo_momma117 FlashbackJon DarkElf27 FlashbackJon yo_momma117 right, being a maniacle SoB is a chick magnet The Sisters of Battle are chick magnets? I suppose we could've assumed that... Maybe he meant SoB as "Son of a B****"... Yeah, that was the play on words I was trying to make. crying Rofl, I see, no wonder.... next time ill make it more clear That just goes to show how warhammer 40k minded we are rofl .
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:07 pm
x.Shino.x yo_momma117 FlashbackJon DarkElf27 FlashbackJon yo_momma117 right, being a maniacle SoB is a chick magnet The Sisters of Battle are chick magnets? I suppose we could've assumed that... Maybe he meant SoB as "Son of a B****"... Yeah, that was the play on words I was trying to make. crying Rofl, I see, no wonder.... next time ill make it more clear That just goes to show how warhammer 40k minded we are rofl . haha, your telling me, I had a 40k dream the other night, it was freaky it went something along to lines of me being a commisar in a tunnel system on some imperial world. So far we had encountered some orks, but not much else, yet there seemed to be more going on. Then I was listening to a trooper, who was complaining of seeing "ghosts" ghastly white figuries, with long swords and bright hair on their helmets. And what do you know, my characters eyes went very wide as he said he was seeing them inside the bunker. Sure enough, all of a sudden there were swords killing gaurdsmen in varies ways, against eldar who werent there a moment ago.... well, I pumped a round off, hit the banshee closest, killed it, then swung my sword wildly, scratching one, then they all jumped on me and ******** me up there is eldar for you, those sneaky bastards
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:16 pm
yo_momma117 x.Shino.x yo_momma117 FlashbackJon DarkElf27 Maybe he meant SoB as "Son of a B****"... Yeah, that was the play on words I was trying to make. crying Rofl, I see, no wonder.... next time ill make it more clear That just goes to show how warhammer 40k minded we are rofl . haha, your telling me, I had a 40k dream the other night, it was freaky it went something along to lines of me being a commisar in a tunnel system on some imperial world. So far we had encountered some orks, but not much else, yet there seemed to be more going on. Then I was listening to a trooper, who was complaining of seeing "ghosts" ghastly white figuries, with long swords and bright hair on their helmets. And what do you know, my characters eyes went very wide as he said he was seeing them inside the bunker. Sure enough, all of a sudden there were swords killing gaurdsmen in varies ways, against eldar who werent there a moment ago.... well, I pumped a round off, hit the banshee closest, killed it, then swung my sword wildly, scratching one, then they all jumped on me and ******** me up there is eldar for you, those sneaky bastards ;0_o I had one where I was a Grey Knight and I was tossing and slicing people around with a force halberd.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:24 pm
x.Shino.x yo_momma117 x.Shino.x yo_momma117 FlashbackJon DarkElf27 Maybe he meant SoB as "Son of a B****"... Yeah, that was the play on words I was trying to make. crying Rofl, I see, no wonder.... next time ill make it more clear That just goes to show how warhammer 40k minded we are rofl . haha, your telling me, I had a 40k dream the other night, it was freaky it went something along to lines of me being a commisar in a tunnel system on some imperial world. So far we had encountered some orks, but not much else, yet there seemed to be more going on. Then I was listening to a trooper, who was complaining of seeing "ghosts" ghastly white figuries, with long swords and bright hair on their helmets. And what do you know, my characters eyes went very wide as he said he was seeing them inside the bunker. Sure enough, all of a sudden there were swords killing gaurdsmen in varies ways, against eldar who werent there a moment ago.... well, I pumped a round off, hit the banshee closest, killed it, then swung my sword wildly, scratching one, then they all jumped on me and ******** me up there is eldar for you, those sneaky bastards ;0_o I had one where I was a Grey Knight and I was tossing and slicing people around with a force halberd. nerd
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:29 pm
yo_momma117 x.Shino.x yo_momma117 x.Shino.x yo_momma117 Rofl, I see, no wonder.... next time ill make it more clear That just goes to show how warhammer 40k minded we are rofl . haha, your telling me, I had a 40k dream the other night, it was freaky it went something along to lines of me being a commisar in a tunnel system on some imperial world. So far we had encountered some orks, but not much else, yet there seemed to be more going on. Then I was listening to a trooper, who was complaining of seeing "ghosts" ghastly white figuries, with long swords and bright hair on their helmets. And what do you know, my characters eyes went very wide as he said he was seeing them inside the bunker. Sure enough, all of a sudden there were swords killing gaurdsmen in varies ways, against eldar who werent there a moment ago.... well, I pumped a round off, hit the banshee closest, killed it, then swung my sword wildly, scratching one, then they all jumped on me and ******** me up there is eldar for you, those sneaky bastards ;0_o I had one where I was a Grey Knight and I was tossing and slicing people around with a force halberd. hey mine was brief and only included one bit of warhammer and that was the grey knight, yours was a full blown 40k dream so dont be calling me a nerd rolleyes .
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