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 Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:07 pm
Autograph And so, like all men, Autograph quickly got bored of the constant gay porn antics of his race which was quickly aging. In a crap situation, he had two options left: - Bring back men. Or... - Start with beastality. At the time, Autograph still thought beastality was a move from Mortal Combat. Well, it is, but its not very sexual. Unless you're playing as one of the girls... But anyway, Autograph went down to his local Wal-Mart and bought a new, cheaper packet of humans. He poured them out onto his map, set some event triggers up, the usual. Soon, he realised he had gone very, very wrong. Fast food resturants started springing up everywhere. The new male humans were building great computer databases known as 'pyramids'. And so, Autograph did something anyone would of done in his posistion: Frame the prince. and then...
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:08 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:09 pm
FO SHO'.
...you know.
...ho ho?
I give up.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:11 pm
I got home at sevem am, and I just got up now sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:11 pm
Gaia is killing me with it's constant need to pretend our guild is devoid of any threads at all... *Dies a slow and painful death at the hands of Gaia*
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:11 pm
my eyes,, they be in my HEAD!!!
3nodding
good thing too.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:15 pm
And so, using his all-knowing powers (Oxford School Atlas) Autograph was able to locate the land the most powerful of the new breed of humans were located in:
Egypt!
Upon arriving in Egypt, he took the form of a slave master, and recalling the knowledge he had required by watching old Dream Works movies, went half way up the nearest temple, armed himself with a whip, and started to randomly whip the passing slaves. He was aroused at first, but got quickly tired of it and began to wonder when the Prince of Egypt would arrive and kill him.
Of course, Autograph quickly decided that being shoved off a temple by a wannabe Hebrew wasn't the way he wanted to go, even if he was disguised as some sort of BDSM master.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:16 pm
Nerdshoe FO SHO'.
...you know.
...ho ho?
I give up.
gonk
inco.
your avvie looks
like it got beat up and mugged.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:16 pm
*twiddles thumbs*
autograph. your story fills me with a certain....
how do you say....
confusion....
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:17 pm
Autograph And so, using his all-knowing powers (Oxford School Atlas) Autograph was able to locate the land the most powerful of the new breed of humans were located in: Egypt! Upon arriving in Egypt, he took the form of a slave master, and recalling the knowledge he had required by watching old Dream Works movies, went half way up the nearest temple, armed himself with a whip, and started to randomly whip the passing slaves. He was aroused at first, but got quickly tired of it and began to wonder when the Prince of Egypt would arrive and kill him. Of course, Autograph quickly decided that being shoved off a temple by a wannabe Hebrew wasn't the way he wanted to go, even if he was disguised as some sort of BDSM master.
like aliens.
youshould add
more aliens
into yur story.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:17 pm
Autograph, you make suffering through Gaia's cruelty all worth it. heart *listens intently*
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:19 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:20 pm
Hey there, King Beanie. biggrin
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:22 pm
PainPixie Hey there, King Beanie. biggrin howdy all.. i need you opinions... in the "we need more art" thread i posted some banners... i was wondering what you all thought... i mean. they are just quick little hings... but... yeah..... i'm feeling like making some more and i was wondering which ones you all thought worked and which ones didn't....
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:24 pm
Tora! Tora! Nerdshoe FO SHO'.
...you know.
...ho ho?
I give up.
gonk
inco.
your avvie looks
like it got beat up and mugged.
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*just needs lovin* sweatdrop
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