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 Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:13 am
No thanks; I'm lactose-intolerant.
Who let the dogs out?
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:54 pm
The fish people.
Whatcha eatin?
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:36 pm
water
where do babies come from?
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 5:03 pm
You see when a man and a woman love each other. they go to the cabbage patch and have sex. And the stork watches.
What's love got to do with it?
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Posted: Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:31 pm
Do it with what?
My awesomeness is awesome?
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:16 pm
NO! I am awesome.
What's a boomerang called when it doesn't come back?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:38 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
A corn-dog.
Salt or pepper?
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:42 pm
Chocolate.
What did Chuck Norris do today? (In non-sexual way!)
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:51 pm
Whatever God couldn't.
What is so offensive about the middle finger?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:51 pm
Let's have some fun! This beat is sick!
It likes to yell obscenities whenever it is raised.
Why is this emoticon green? mrgreen
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:36 pm
the blitzkrieg
if youre walking down the raod with a cannoe over your head and a wheel falls off then how many pancakes does it take to fill up the doghouse...?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:37 pm
One Klondike bar.
What color is the inside of your nose?
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:51 am
Monkeys.
Why is a toilet commonly called "The John"?
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:35 am
Didn't you know? it's your brother.
Why are kittens adorable?
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:21 am
Whispers in your eyes tell me...Because they choose to spend their lives licking themselves instead of doing good in the world. =3
Your mother? ...Your soul feeds off of lies and greed.
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