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 Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:47 pm
Spent more time with the weapons... tch.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:51 pm
She thought she was the only one. rolleyes
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Distinct Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:18 pm
He kept murmuring about rituals... It went a little too far after he asked me to donate a few of my internal organs in order to summon his 'Master'.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:30 pm
Because we're 2 different types of psychotic
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 8:55 pm
I couldn't stand her cruel goldfish swallowing...and regurgitating. gonk
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:52 pm
I couldn't sleep in the same bed with her because she was literally frigid.
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:26 am
All hey kept saying was: "YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME, OR THE KID GETS IT"
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:02 pm
She liked the color gold too much... I mean, like... for breakfast she made golden waffels with golden grams and milk with color dye of gold in it... it was odd.
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Distinct Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:13 pm
For almost seven years I have been blaming the dog from wetting the carpet!
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:36 pm
I couldn't take the mess anymore. So I threw him and his mess out.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:37 pm
She couldn't stand a messy house, so I pre-empted her divorce and filed before she could.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:54 pm
Always had to be the first at everything. I mean God, in the morning it was even a race to see who got down stairs first. Excuse me for not running everywhere like the house is on fire.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2011 11:01 pm
In addition to not being able to tolerate even a little mess, everything had to be about her. She never had any consideration for anybody else...
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:50 am
~His green skin.....Get some damn lotion!!!
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Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:14 pm
She never trimmed her toenails... It's disgusting!!!
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