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 Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:40 pm
Last year we played a piece called "Godzilla Eats Las Vegas" and the percussion got to do the sound effects for Godzilla stomping around. And Mr. Kovach goes, "No, no, no, it's gotta sound like my wife stomping around the house at two in the morning... ah crap, don't tell her I said that or she'll kill me." Or he once said to the trombones, "Pretend that there's a demon inside your head screaming 'You're flat idgit!!!'"
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:06 pm
there was a p (piano) that we missed and he likes to be just right, almost perfect band class yet incredibly funny, and he wrote in yellow chalk the letter P on the board. and he's like "there is now yellow P on my board.
Then there are 2 Devans in my band class. now he pointed out that (not gonna say their last names) if they got married, ones a boy ones a girl, they would both be devan and devan (last name here).
Then we have this recording ball that we call snowball. it records sound and we use it for practice. now we recorded us playing once, not long ago and then we suddenly saw bright flashes on the walls and we all looked around and started hearing the fire alarm go off and were like oh no! we have to leave our insturments here and snowball! and we came back and we listened to recording and heard alarm and all that.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:08 pm
The other day my band director told the band he wanted us all to get high...........turns out he meant high on air.
he also tries to be cool and hip only it doesn't work so well
the other day he told someone "Dude thats MITN! (more information thatn needed)"
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:04 am
Widmer: YES!!!! THAT WAS FIERCE!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FIERCE!!!! -pounds on podium-
Me: Lol, he said fierce! :'D -reminded of Christian off Project Runway-
Peter: He scares me when he's happy..... D':
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:44 am
Hartmetz: *pulls into parking lot*
Us: *waiting by door to let people in*
Leslie [clarinet leader]: Dirty silver SUV, tall man in green jacket driving...IT'S HARTMETZ! We can get in the band room now! =D
Me: For once it's a good thing he's here. XD
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:10 pm
"you guys did really well today, fo sho" it's only funny cause he's short and fat and balding
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 10:23 am
Hartmetz: *walks back into instrument room to find someone* Nope, no James. *takes mini-cupcake off cart of food*
Me: Ooh, food. First time our pit cart has had anything useful on it.
Amber: XD Nice!
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 12:08 pm
Our normal director was at the BOA thing in Indianapolis this week, so our head band director was working with us on our march for UIL (we're second band, so we get the assistant director every day). Pollard: Play like the army fixing to come in and destroy the village! Not the big, hairy Prussian, but the light, sissy French army. *says with French accent* Alright, let us go! Oh no, they have a wall! Run away! Sorry, his words not mine. I still thought it was funny, though rofl Phantom of the Forum First time our pit cart has had anything useful on it. I am giving serious consideration to being offended. evil (not really, everybody thinks we're totally useless... crying emo )
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Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:09 pm
DarogaDaae Our normal director was at the BOA thing in Indianapolis this week, so our head band director was working with us on our march for UIL (we're second band, so we get the assistant director every day). Pollard: Play like the army fixing to come in and destroy the village! Not the big, hairy Prussian, but the light, sissy French army. *says with French accent* Alright, let us go! Oh no, they have a wall! Run away! Sorry, his words not mine. I still thought it was funny, though rofl Phantom of the Forum First time our pit cart has had anything useful on it. I am giving serious consideration to being offended. evil (not really, everybody thinks we're totally useless... crying emo (Dearie, I'm percussion too. I was just being random to see what reaction he'd give. XDD Come to think of it, I don't think Hartmetz heard me. Ah well. XD)
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:16 pm
Today in class we were playing a song called ancient voices. We got to one part were it was MP (Mezzo-Piano) which stands for medium soft. we got it wri=ong and accidently play MF (Mezzo-forte) and he got mad this is what he said.
"You guys need to play in Mp when your playing at the state festival (Were going) the judges need to feel the MPenus of that part."
Since my whole band is full of pervs (including the girls) started laughing.
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Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:39 pm
Jose_sama Today in class we were playing a song called ancient voices. We got to one part were it was MP (Mezzo-Piano) which stands for medium soft. we got it wri=ong and accidently play MF (Mezzo-forte) and he got mad this is what he said. "You guys need to play in Mp when your playing at the state festival (Were going) the judges need to feel the MPenus of that part." Since my whole band is full of pervs (including the girls) started laughing. I started cracking up while reading this
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:55 pm
Marching band season:
Okay first of all we were playing the music of Chase having song titles with such names as:
"Open Up Wide", "Hand Bags and Gladrags", and "Get It On".
My band directer finally realized that we thought the names were rather kinky... and so he ended up giving us a sex speech about how we shouldn't have sex until we're married and what not but eventually he said:
"Save it for the one you're going to marry and you're mother"
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:40 pm
Today at parade practice...
Me: *thinking* Where am I supposed to go in the lines?
Hartmetz: Oh! You! You're marching virtual cymbals today 'cause I didn't get your harness back from BroadRun [another school in our county]!
All of us: WTF?
Hartmetz: Just go *yells* CRASH! CRASH! *normal* That way we could pretend we need cymbals when we fundraise. More people'd give us money. XD
Us: o.o;;
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:23 pm
Mr.burger my band techer makes fun of the trumbones and trumpets all the time. two boys that play trumpet are like always pokeing each other and hiting there trumpets and spiting next to each other. so Mr.burger said to stop because you hold up band every day and every day we make gay jokes at them . He said a reall good one about them being girly men and playing the YMCA song one time. then a trombone plays the YMCA music and the be are guest song and the little mermaid song so one day Mr.burger said go back to the sea arila. it was really funny because he was still playing the song. then dureing jazz band we made a joke about him dising some one and we called it you just got big mac'ed. it was funny
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:26 pm
there a tiny mouse one time that got in to the band room one of the people in jazz band zack got so scared and mr.buger keeps telling every one about that
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