|
|
|
Beware of Falling Objects
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:17 pm
Granted, but now another war is starting.
I wish i could get my tattoo
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:54 pm
Granted, but you were drunk and ended up getting a gingerbreadman on fire.
I wish I had enough illegal money to buy a PS3.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Beware of Falling Objects
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:00 pm
Granted, but it will explode.
I wish i could tune my guitar.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:01 pm
EDIT (You posted ahead of me, lol)
Granted, but as soon as you tune it, you forget how to play your favorite tunes.
I wish I could quit work now & have unemployment checks come to me every week for the rest of my life, rofl  
|
 |
 |
|
|
Revered Conversationalist
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:04 pm
Granted, but I stole those checks and spent it on BEER! ...Mexican beer!
I wish I was a grain of sand.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:09 pm
Granted but a bird will poop on you.
I wish I had enough money so that I would never have to work.
|
 |
 |
|
|
Beware of Falling Objects
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:48 pm
granted but nothing in your body works either. Congrats your a veggie.
I wish Gaia would make it easier for me...
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:50 pm
Granted, but now your actual life will fall apart.
I wish my joints would stop popping out of sockit.
|
 |
 |
|
|
Beware of Falling Objects
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:29 pm
Granted, your joints pop out once then fall off your body completely.
I wish I had some strawberry flavored Pocky.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:40 pm
Wish granted, but its past expiration I wish I wasn't so tired all the time
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Beware of Falling Objects
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:41 pm
wish granted but your body will shut down
i wish i could see my old roommate again
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:55 pm
Granted, but you will see them at THEIR own funeral
I wish I didnt have to ride the bus home
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:14 pm
Granted but you start walking and die. I wish it can be tomorrow.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:22 pm
Granted, but tomorrow is friday the 13th
i wish life was like a cartoon
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Beware of Falling Objects
|
Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:22 pm
Granted but the world will end.
I wish i could stop being depressed.
|
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 |
|