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 Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:17 pm
Macdonald Gargan Think she's the only one? If I buy you, will you be quiet? stressed
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:20 pm
Maybe. But I don't think you can afford me. My current rate is $13 trillion. *Intentionally setting an impossibly high price*
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:21 pm
Roger the Homunculus Macdonald Gargan Cram it, Ahab. Shouldn't you be hunting your whale? Mommy never loved me.  *tears well dramatically in his too-bright eyes* emo
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:27 pm
Macdonald Gargan Maybe. But I don't think you can afford me. My current rate is $13 trillion. *Intentionally setting an impossibly high price* Well, I suppose I could just do the next best thing and purchase the services of a certain Wall Crawler. I've heard he always finds a way to show you up in the end.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:32 pm
Pssh. That guy? He's in hiding.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:54 pm
Macdonald Gargan Pssh. That guy? He's in hiding. Then he probably could use the money? Perhaps to pay for an ailing relative?
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:14 am
rolleyes Well. I'll worry. Really, I will. But jerk that Parker is, I don't think he's the mercenary type. I am, but . . . well, I just don't like you. Now, shouldn't you be looking for the next Paris Hilton gossip?
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:13 am
*He pipes up in an indignant tone* I'll have you know my paper is a respectable societal institution...the kind that will print your obituary on the front page. Not even Jonah himself (who if I remember correctly, is the reason you entered this fine profession) will have a bigger expose on your "tragic" demise.
But with that, I must depart. I have a few prose poems to turn into a war with Cuba. *Exits quickly*
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:48 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:24 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:32 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:35 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:44 am
Like go to bed then silly.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:58 am
Christina, is that you!? CHRISTINAAAAAAA!! scream
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:59 am
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