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 Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:21 pm
Uh...you're some dude pretending to be Austin Powers. Or knowing this place...you are Austin Powers. You can't be my girlfriend....because: 1) she's a girl and 2) she's lavender or something.
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:24 pm
Actually, my name is Austin Clarice Powers. Danger is my middle name... or rather, my second middle name
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:26 pm
Er...no...you're not Clarice. Clarice is a hot, yummy woman I love. You're a horny British guy who hits on girls constantly.
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:29 pm
OWWWW.. you hurt me, baby! Remember the other night when we shagged like rabbits behind the bookshelf? YEAH BABY!
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:31 pm
No, we did...not...
gonk
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT???
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:33 pm
How else would I know? I was there! You shagged me. You shagged me rotten, baby!
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:35 pm
*backs away*
So...grossed...out...
gonk
How...wha...why...?
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:36 pm
Why? 'Cause I make you randy?
::Austin Clarice seems confused by this question:
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:44 pm
I mean why do you look like that?!?
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:46 pm
Uh.. 'cause I have mojo?..... baby?
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:47 pm
WHY ARE YOU A MAN!? scream
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:50 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:53 pm
Look in a freaking mirror!! You're Austin Powers! And there's a bunch of drooling women at the window watching you!
*points*
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:55 pm
Shagadelic, baby? Now gimme some sugar!
::makes grabby hands::
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 7:56 pm
Ack! No way!
*slides behind the counter so it's between them*
I don't kiss guys!
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