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 Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:36 pm
Here's a conversation from a game I'm playing.
Wynne: Have you changed your mind yet? Are you willing to speak seriously?
Zevran: Of your bosom? As you wish.
Wynne: (exasperated) No, I do not wish to speak of my bosom.
Zevran: But it is a marvelous bosom. I have seen women half your age who have not held up half so well. Perhaps it is a magical bosom?
Wynne: Stop... talking about my bosom.
Zevran: But I thought you wished to speak seriously?
Wynne: I do. I thought, however foolishly, that you might be willing to speak of your past.
Zevran: We could do that. There have been many bosoms in my past, though only few as fine as yours.
Wynne: Enough. I am ending this conversation.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:38 pm
Dante_Shadowolf Here's a conversation from a game I'm playing. Wynne: Have you changed your mind yet? Are you willing to speak seriously? Zevran: Of your bosom? As you wish. Wynne: (exasperated) No, I do not wish to speak of my bosom. Zevran: But it is a marvelous bosom. I have seen women half your age who have not held up half so well. Perhaps it is a magical bosom? Wynne: Stop... talking about my bosom. Zevran: But I thought you wished to speak seriously? Wynne: I do. I thought, however foolishly, that you might be willing to speak of your past. Zevran: We could do that. There have been many bosoms in my past, though only few as fine as yours. Wynne: Enough. I am ending this conversation. That is a very epic conversation right there lol
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:39 pm
Alistar and Sten have some funny conversations.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:39 pm
Here's another one.
Zevran: I couldn't help hearing about your... predicament. Forgive me if I am prying...
Wynne: Yes, you are.
Zevran: ... but what does it feel like being possessed by a spirit?
Wynne: Why does this interest you so?
Zevran: I simply wish to get to know those that I travel with. Is that wrong of me?
Wynne: No, of course it isn't. Well... let me see. It is hard to describe. It is comforting... I... I feel safe, loved.
Zevran: Comforted, loved, yes...
Wynne: It is like being held close, cradled... the bond is so complete that I am unable to extricate myself, nor do I wish to. Wait... why do you have that look on your face?
Zevran: Mmm, I... I am simply imagining it. Continue, please.
Wynne: And there is a constant warmth, that spreads outwards from the very center of my being, infusing my body with--
Zevran: Ooh...
Wynne: Andraste's grace, what are you thinking about now? No, I don't want to know. I feel dirty. Do not speak to me.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:41 pm
Anonymous_Alcoholic Alistar and Sten have some funny conversations. Indeed, it's good to see the developers injecting humor when a good deal of the game involves your character getting soaked in blood.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:43 pm
ROFL!!!  What game is that?
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:45 pm
* Leliana: "You aren't all stone, Shale. There is a person inside of you."
* Shale: "If so, it is because I ate him."
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:48 pm
* Shale: I have noticed that the painted elf seeks the attention of the Grey Warden.
* Zevran: He certainly does.
* Shale: (Snorts) I watched many such couplings during the time I spent immobile in Honnleath. Or should I say I was forced to watch. You do know that this usually ends in reproduction. I have seen it many times, indeed.
* Zevran: Oh? That is not such a terrible thought. Creating a new life can be a great deal of fun.
* Shale: So you say. I have no idea how a golem is created, but I doubt I shall be creating one anytime soon.
* Zevran: Just as well, I imagine. Any lover of yours would no doubt be quickly reduced to a puddle of bruises.
* Shale: So you see me winning the affection of another golem, do you? Most golems are slaves to whomever holds their control rod.
* Zevran: Funny, it works exactly the same way for us as well.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:57 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:05 pm
I feel like stabbing somebody I'm so angry.
This feeling is real.
Good thing I'm alone in my house.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:06 pm
Im Sofa King Hard ROFL!!! What game is that? Dragon Age: Origins @Augoeides: Zevran is my favorite character-- besides Leliana and Dog of course. xd
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:06 pm
What the ******** kinda game are you playen man?
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:15 pm
Dante_Shadowolf Im Sofa King Hard ROFL!!! What game is that? Dragon Age: Origins @Augoeides: Zevran is my favorite character-- besides Leliana and Dog of course. xd I like the whole 'hot gay sex' aspect of him as well. wink Why is it always the Rogues who are Bi or Gay in Bioware games though? Leliana and Zevran for DA:O and Sky for Jade Empire! Okay so only two examples but still! All three of 'em dual wield as well...ehehe... dual wield... lolz punz.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:19 pm
Hey guys.
I'm so depressed and pissed that I'm going to get off for the night.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:20 pm
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