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 Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:16 pm
Must have missed the sarcasm. lol xd
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 9:49 pm
The following post may not be suitable for children with no sense of humor. Parental Guidance is adviced.
I recall my first time with a condom....I was 16 or so. I went in to
buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter and, she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out, and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused so, she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse, and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked,"Do these excite you?"
Well, I was SO dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties, and laid down on a desk."Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and..........POW, I was done within a few minutes.She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 8:55 am
Kineyas The following post may not be suitable for children with no sense of humor. Parental Guidance is adviced. I recall my first time with a condom....I was 16 or so. I went in to
buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter and, she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No." So she unwrapped the package, took one out, and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused so, she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse, and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked,"Do these excite you?"
Well, I was SO dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties, and laid down on a desk."Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and..........POW, I was done within a few minutes.She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.ROFLMAO!!!!! Wow! eek eek
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:08 am
Hello everyone, including Jon.
I'm going to fish less an post more. I've decided to make gaia less of a gold quest and more of that talking thing that brought me here in the first place.
Besides, I only fish twice then give up.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:12 am
Anyone casino'd?
Well, I see that Epine de Rose has. Is the total at the bottom how much you've wagered and lost?
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:14 am
*tickles Jiyu*
Still here, baby?
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:19 am
Ack, boyfriend's home and he needs the internet for his thesis, so I'll see everyone next time.
Hmm, we really need to wire up the house.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:17 am
I missed Vuir!!! gonk
**was fishing** Stupid fish stressed
Next stop... the Casino xd
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:23 am
ninja damn missed everyone.. -skutters off-
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:27 pm
and now this brief announcement.....
I GOT 3 WINGS!!!!! 3K OF TICKETS!!!! W00T!!!!!! xd
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 9:26 pm
Jiyu and now this brief announcement..... I GOT 3 WINGS!!!!! 3K OF TICKETS!!!! W00T!!!!!! xd *high 5* I haven't casino'd OR fished since I got back. ninja
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:56 am
Jiyu I missed Vuir!!! gonk **was fishing** Stupid fish stressed Next stop... the Casino xd *hugs Jiyu* There there. What wings do you mean? can you wear tickets and fashion them into items? eek
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:00 am
I've moved back to fishing in Durem. I reckon when I've pots of gold I'll go back to Gambino and work towards my trout hat again. Cure you rollback!
*shakes fist*
I lost too many trout that day.
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 12:30 pm
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 1:01 pm
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