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 Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:35 pm
Raoul: HEY! That's the Phantom up on stage!
Policeman: No it's not.
Raoul: Yes, it is! Can you not see the difference between the tubby Piangi and him?
Policeman: He is Piangi, he just put on a girdle...
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:32 pm
Daroga: Erik, seriously, I'm tired of chasing you around. You either confess your undying love to me or-
Erik: Or what? You'll run off with a male prostitute?
Daroga: How'd you know Piangi and I were planning to elope?
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:26 pm
welcometomyhell Daroga: Erik, seriously, I'm tired of chasing you around. You either confess your undying love to me or- Erik: Or what? You'll run off with a male prostitute? Daroga: How'd you know Piangi and I were planning to elope? Raoul: Silly Erik! Trix are for kids! (I'm kinda...dead right now. I've got nothing good.) *Erik trips over lasso* "I meant to do that..."
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:02 am
Save the threeeeaaaadddddd!
Erik: You, sir, have insulted me for the last time. PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM!
Buquet *a la Dante from Clerks*: ********! I'm not even supposed to be here today!!!! gonk
Madame Giry *a la Randall from Clerks*: b***h b***h b***h, that's all you ever do.
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Christine: Erik, I changed my- Oh. My. Gawd.
Erik: *straddling an unconcious Raoul with a chain in his hands* This isn't what it looks like!
-------------Where did Movie!Christine's garters go after MotN?-----------
Raoul: *ish dying of punjab*
Gerik: HAH! Now, you must choose, Christine or the fop-
Christine: Wait- Wait a minute. Wait a damn minute: are those my FREAKING GARTERS THAT HAVE BEEN MISSING FOR THE PAST HOUR?! And you're using them as ROPE!
Gerik: Uh, yes... well, sometimes one is in short supply and must take what he can get!
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:24 am
lady_marine_17 Erik: Come to the dark side Christine. I have cookies... whee Raoul: Ack! Well...Well, I have PIE!
Christine: Pie? What kinda pie?
Raoul: Apple!
Christine: I'm ALLERGIC to APPLE PIE! *smacks him*
Erik: SCORE! *steals Christine and takes the pie for himself*
Raoul: AH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*wheeze cough sputter*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*breathe choke*OOOOOOOOOOO*faint*.......Oooooo...
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:01 pm
Whoever plays Faust: Oh, Marguerite...
Christine as Marguerite: Oh, Faust...CATCH! *throws a bomb at him*
One of the managers: CUT!! Da-- wha-- GAH!-- I'm not even going to say anything.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:24 pm
Erik: "I'm too sexy for my shirt...too sexy for my shirt...so sexy that it hurts..."
'Nuff said.
EDIT: Ooops...that's been used...
Well, here's one..
Erik: *in front of ballet brats* Now little brats-- I mean children...today we're going to learn our ABC's. If you miss any letters, I KEEL YOU!
Kids: ...
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:36 pm
Forgive me, this one is a little idiotic:
Erik: If video hadn't killed the radio star, everyone would think that I was a sexy man with a smextastic voice. Instead, they know that I'm a monster who lives in a basement!
Raoul: You still have a good voice though.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:13 pm
welcometomyhell Forgive me, this one is a little idiotic:
Erik: If video hadn't killed the radio star, everyone would think that I was a sexy man with a smextastic voice. Instead, they know that I'm a monster who lives in a basement!
Raoul: You still have a good voice though. I think it's good. Wait...does that make me idiotic? Erik: Ya know, with this 20 thousand Francs a month, I could open that dress shop!
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:47 pm
No, I was just obeying the power of music, because I love listing to the Bugles. *sings* Video killed the radio star, video killed the radio star!
Erik: NO! You NEVER sing that part in falsetto!
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:51 am
But the love you never had is etched in stone forever,
Reminding you of what might have been... A perfect place to throw in the "orly" dialogue...
Erik: Did you know I am the greatest ventriloquist in the world?
Christine: ORLY?
Erik: *with his voice behind her* YARLY.
Christine: NO WAI! O.O
Raoul: OMG!
Persian: WTF?
Raoul: BBQ!!! The love you never had stays with you like a shadow:
So close, but when you reach, there's no one there...
-Erik, The Phantom of the Opera, Tom Alonso
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:53 am
Elanchana But the love you never had is etched in stone forever,
Reminding you of what might have been... A perfect place to throw in the "orly" dialogue...
Erik: Did you know I am the greatest ventriloquist in the world?
Christine: ORLY?
Erik: *with his voice behind her* YARLY.
Christine: NO WAI! O.O
Raoul: OMG!
Persian: WTF?
Raoul: BBQ!!! The love you never had stays with you like a shadow:
So close, but when you reach, there's no one there...
-Erik, The Phantom of the Opera, Tom Alonso Mme. Giry: Piangi, seriously. Go get an Ab Blaster or something.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:23 pm
*in Christine's dressing room*
Christine: Raoul, I think you're taking your dislike of Erik waaaaayy too far.
Raoul: Are you kidding?! He's stalking you!!!!!
Erik: *voice comes in out of nowhere* AM NOT! It's not stalking until there's a restraining order involved...
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Raoul: EEEEEEE! I'm next in line to get the new Harry Potter book!
Erik: *at very back of line* Grrr... *punjabs Raoul and hoists himself to the front of the line* Yes!
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:07 pm
Erik: Christine! I'm leaving you to live as a harem leader to my plethora of Fangirls!(not the good kind either) Have fun with Raoul! -is swept off by a wave of fans-
Christine: o_o ....
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Daroga: -knocks on Erik's door-
Erik: ....I told you not to come here anymore. stare
Daroga: -shoves a wrapped up bundle in his face-
Erik: eek ....What is that?
Daroga: It's our love-child, Erik!
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Erik: -types-
Computer: -bing!- Welcome to EOperaHarmony.com! Please enter your personal information!~
Erik: -speaks as he types-
Name? ....Fabio. Age? ....19. Attractions? ....Blond hair, bondage, music, candles, cats,....and Vitcomes. cool -presses enter-
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xDD I'm so going to hell for that.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:26 pm
hm...I've got one related to The Little Mermaid.
Erik: You want thingamabobs? I've got plenty! And Punjab lassos galore!
eheh...my friend's iPod does weird things to my mind while I'm in this guild...
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