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 Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:25 pm
Theophrastus Baron von Turkeypants Sometimes a cigar... Granted, now they think you're a Jew and kill you nonetheless.
I wish people weren't so ******** stupid. ...is just a cigar. Granted; now it's just you, me and that one cat that licks the doorknobs. I wish I had a personal chef who lovingly prepared delicious meals for me instead of having to eat these gross microwave dinners every day I work. Sometimes a cigar... Granted, but now Rock Harper never was on Hell's Kitchen, Bonnie won, and millions of people committed suicide.
I wish my metabolism was higher. ...is just a cigar.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:30 pm
Ok I'll grant it but now your metabolism is so high that you now age at the same rate as a dog.
I wish to smack the next person to post in this thread.
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:49 am
SkeletonPhoenix Ok I'll grant it but now your metabolism is so high that you now age at the same rate as a dog. I wish to smack the next person to post in this thread. Granted. But before you do, I wish I no longer had the ability to feel pain.
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:28 pm
Granted but now you can't feel anything and I still smack you.
(Reachs trough the comp. and smacks you.)
I wish that the games and books of the left behind series was never created.
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:04 pm
SkeletonPhoenix Granted but now you can't feel anything and I still smack you. (Reachs trough the comp. and smacks you.) I wish that the games and books of the left behind series was never created. Granted, but now they've been replaced by "Bibleboy", a cheap Paperboy knockoff where you distribute Gideon's best seller. I wish I could get an automatic A+ in my Statistics course this semester.
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:45 pm
Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. Granted, but you did so through illegal means and end up in prison with a roommate named "Big Carl."
I wish I saw the lunar eclipse last night. They will, in fact, calm up.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:09 am
Granted but do to a weird allianment to you. It causes you to get sucked into a black hole.
I wish for the immortality package which includes eternal youth,immortality and rapid healing.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:44 pm
SkeletonPhoenix Granted but do to a weird allianment to you. It causes you to get sucked into a black hole. I wish for the immortality package which includes eternal youth,immortality and rapid healing. Granted. The dread consquence, however, is that long after humanity is dead and gone, you'll still be here, alone. (Yeah, it's dark, but it's the obvious result!) I wish Captain Planet could be summoned without the lame-a** power of Heart.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:03 pm
Granted. Now Captain Planet is just a badass that doesn't give a s**t if anyone is polluting. "Serves them humes right!" He goes on and writes a book about how exactly our ways of living actually destroy life, all with his new characteristic sarcasm and vulgar remarks. When the last of the Homo Sapiens dies, he just laughs his a** off. "I told you so!" And then he goes to keep the order and precepts of mother nature. For those that he considers worth it.
I wish the girl i did oral sex for 2 months had told me she had herpes BEFORE i had done all that... not 5 months later...
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:50 pm
AnonymouZ Granted. Now Captain Planet is just a badass that doesn't give a s**t if anyone is polluting. "Serves them humes right!" He goes on and writes a book about how exactly our ways of living actually destroy life, all with his new characteristic sarcasm and vulgar remarks. When the last of the Homo Sapiens dies, he just laughs his a** off. "I told you so!" And then he goes to keep the order and precepts of mother nature. For those that he considers worth it. I wish the girl i did oral sex for 2 months had told me she had herpes BEFORE i had done all that... not 5 months later... Granted, but upon your subsequent refusal, she rapes you. I wish all vegetables tasted like Hershey's milk chocolate, but retained their nutritional properties.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:00 am
Granted. But in the new change, and heavy doses of many vegetables that you would not have eaten otherwise, you become sick of too many proteins and minerals. You eventually learn to dislike the taste for hersheys milk chocolate (since them vegetables <> taste the same) and thus, you end up not liking vegetables again.
I wish i would own a 10k computer that was immune to hardware damage (oops, i dropped the PC dood!), and software damage (******** them viruses.) Subsequently, i shall be able to use it whenever i want to, and it should be immune to crashing.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:42 pm
AnonymouZ Granted. But in the new change, and heavy doses of many vegetables that you would not have eaten otherwise, you become sick of too many proteins and minerals. You eventually learn to dislike the taste for hersheys milk chocolate (since them vegetables < > taste the same) and thus, you end up not liking vegetables again.
I wish i would own a 10k computer that was immune to hardware damage (oops, i dropped the PC dood!), and software damage (******** them viruses.) Subsequently, i shall be able to use it whenever i want to, and it should be immune to crashing.Granted. You've just got yourself a vintage Tandy Color Computer.I wish I were immune to any kind of STDs, including the ones that have not yet come into existence.
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:01 pm
(that's NOT a 10k computer! ... well, maybe... but then i'd just sell it! HA!)
Granted. However your newly acquired immunity makes you think that you can mess with that one hot MILF from your neighborhood that has the craps, and you fool around with her indeed. However, once her husband comes back from Irak he finds out about that once... twice... (thrice?) times affair and he goes and cuts your testicles along with your p***s and proceeds to grind them in the blender. Have fun now with your immunity!
I wish i had a crotchrocket! And by that i mean a "sportsy looking" street motorcycle. (yeah, i'm gonna make it easy for you)
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:46 pm
Granted. On your way to the dealership to pick up your new free Kawasaki, you are hit and killed by some drunk Hell's angel on a road hog.
I wish that one hot m.i.l.f. didn't have the craps. It's the only thing keeping us apart. XD
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:47 pm
Theophrastus Granted. On your way to the dealership to pick up your new free Kawasaki, you are hit and killed by some drunk Hell's angel on a road hog. I wish that one hot m.i.l.f. didn't have the craps. It's the only thing keeping us apart. XD Granted. Now she has the AIDS. I wish my checking account's interest rate was 50% per month.
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