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Before they left, at the door, Jugo said, "I will be sure the compound remains safe and that silly Karin gets to work."

Sasuke gave Jugo a nod of approval, then took Yumi's hand as he whistled for his raven with the other. Much like how the birds of Draenor travel, Sasuke uses a raven that's just as big as the ones there. The bird tilted its head when summoned having to smell Sasuke to know that it was him. To the bird, he was too well dressed to be recognized on sight.

Climbing aboard the huge winged creature's back, Sasuke said to Yumi, "Did you know that these birds that I ride are popular elsewhere? While this one is definitely a loyal friend to me, I bet her family is in this other place I speak of. They are formally called Shadow Ravens."

Sasuke chuckled and replied, "Oh, I wasn't talking about ninja summons here."

Petting the raven's feathers, the bird let out a loud squawk. The she said, "Would you mind not doing that while I am flying, Master Uchiha?! I lose all concentration when you do that."

Sasuke blushed a little at his error. The bird was in flight and too much of that petting would send the three of them crashing to the ground. Then he said to Yumi, "I was referring to the Arrokkoa tribes recently discovered still alive on Draenor. You know when Serena was released from the HFIL, she was ordered by Dee to serve as a Dranei Paladin in order to regain forgiveness from Her Majesty. The Dranei once had a home on Draenor till some Blood elf scumbag and a traitor to the Dranei tribes had turned parts of Draenor into a massive graveyard for the walking dead. These birds were known as Goddesses there because they commanded the sky and the winds. The arrokkoa used to ride these birds to wherever they wanted. Tamed them, like pets. Except, they weren't exactly pets when tamed. My shadow raven is much like those on Draenor. She will only come to me when called, otherwise she does her own thing her own business."

"Master Uchiha," the bird squawked again, "We have arrived at your destination. Should I entertain myself in this world while you and the mistress have your visit or should I fly back home and wait for your summons?"

Sasuke looked to Yumi then back at the bird. He replied, "We appreciate your services tonight, old friend. But, in the morning, we will be finding a different mode of transportation. It will soon be time for the birthing of a new Uchiha."

The bird squawked a third time, bowed her head when the two dismounted, then while in air, she said, "Then congratulations. I shall take my leave. Oh, one more thing..."

The bird plucked one of her feathers out of her body then set it down at Sasuke's feet before saying, "This is a gift from me to your new one. Call it a rite of passage. When the tyke is old enough to ride me, then he or she too will be able to summon me so long as the kid wears this feather."

Sasuke pet the bird's neck again, then said, "Thanks again."

The bird nodded and then flew off taking the direction towards Azeroth before disappearing out of sight. Sasuke picked up the feather, and knew what this meant. "Never thought the bird was that fond of me. Hmm, well, a gift from the heavens then. Best treasure this, right, Yumi?"

Sasuke chuckled a little at that. He said, "I didn't know just how popular that Bogard kid really was, but he sure does bring in the customers and combine that with Iori's flair for darkness, and its a real happenin place."

Being more serious now seeing as how the group was giving him odd facial gestures even the pokemon, Sasuke started off by saying, "Just so you know, Saya, I have every intention of being honorable. Twice today jealous women tried to attack your daughter and twice she has been kept out of harms way. One of those ladies is going to be put to death for breaking Dee's law for trying to break Yumi and I up. Yumi is precious to me and I treasure her with my life."

"I do understand where you are coming from Saya. And I have a good explanation for both sides. First, I can assure you that Dee and I have a legal separation. This means its over between Dee and I when it comes to a relationship. If I did, that would be grounds for incest and I don't do that. Dee doesn't see Iori in that way unless its an emergency. When she does, she knows its incest. She does it to save Iori's life. Its strictly medical nothing more. But, lately, Iori has been getting the romance he deserves and needs to survive. So, you won't have to worry about Dee getting involved."

Lightning had brought Sasuke some tea, via the kitchen. Mai made tea for everyone and Lightning was acting as waiter. Of course, Lightning gets poke'treats for doing a good job.

After taking a sip of tea and giving Lightning a poke' treat, Sasuke continued, "Because Andy is married to Raditz and Bardock is married to Iori and Bardock is Raditz's biological father, and because Dee is married to Andy's biological brother, to do it with Iori would be incest. So, since Dee is strict about her own law, she will not do it with Iori.

Medical emergencies, however, are a completely different story, Saya. Iori slept with Dee twice, prior to when Raditz married Andy. Once in 2005 and again...well, recently, not super recent, but...it was because Mai refused to do it with Iori and he was getting balls build up. Balls build up is a fatal illness to any adult male who does not get release that way at least once in his life. This is especially true for after a man has had sex at least once. The more frequent the sex, the faster the illness can occur.

At any rate, Dee follows her own laws. The only men she sees on a regular basis who does have sex with her and they are all fine with each other also, are Kai Hiwatari, Vegeta Honshura, and Terry Bogard. Her law states that while there are still men on the list past those three, that if something should happen to those three where none can be revived, then by law Dee can choose one of her separated husbands. I can tell you right now it won't be me or Iori. We're safe due to the other relationships that we are serious about.

The part I play in her "Kings" list is executioner. I am not a lover, Saya. Not to her. As for how come this happened regardless of protection, there are two reasons. One, the Galaxy spoke for itself and its destiny. And reason two is if it wasn't for Ino Yanamaka's perfume that she was wearing at the party, then likely, you and I wouldn't be having this conversation. So, in a way, I have to thank Ino for showing me that I can have someone in my life that I can cherish with my life and I thank the galaxy too.

I'm just grateful that I am nothing like Naruto. Naruto is a prankster and a joke for a ninja. He's a lot more wild too whereas I...I'm more domesticated so to speak. Yumi also trains well. Once the child is born and we are married and providing the kid is old enough, Yumi would be able to help the compound with training some of our not so hot executioners how its done. Gaara of the Sand and I lead the execution squad, which whatever we say goes with how people are killed. That is our job. Dee jokes about the way I conduct that job by saying I am better at torture than Iori, but I am sure if need be, Iori has his way of torture too."

"So, how did Dee's parents manage to put Iori out of commission like this?"

"That certainly does NOT sound like the Hyoga I know. Have you suspected brainwashing be involved too? I mean, Hyoga and Ice have been together as a couple for as long as Blaze and Kitty have been a couple, and both Ice and Blaze had one heck of a time trying to convince Iori that they would be loyal to their partners. So why now? Why this sudden betrayal? Makes you think a bit. I suspect brainwashing, but..."

"A frightening thought, that's for sure. Well, lets see...based on what we already know. They are focusing on creatures that can freeze things. Based on that, whomever is leading Dee's parents are probably thinking of transforming the galaxy planet by planet into a giant frozen wasteland. So, chances are the leader is immune to the cold."

"That is likely since the two recently gathered are elemental wielders. And for some strange reason, I cannot help but think that either the next target is going to be Will's son Kai Bogard or Kai Bogard is the boss behind it all. Kai is an elemental wielder of ice and is unaffected by the cold. In fact, much like Ice Yagami, Kai cannot be in a warm room for more than 20 seconds. As for what we might be having, if you are talking about the kid, I think it'll be a boy considering there aren't too many female Uchiha's. It'll be interesting if it does turn out to be a girl."