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 Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:15 pm
So darn pessimistic. Always got a rain cloud over their head! I mean, ruined the carpets in no time flat.
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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:16 pm
Her smoking got in the way of things... Burned the bedroom walls black... It was a terrible mess, and who was left to clean it up? ME!!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:01 pm
Wouldn't stop cleaning... said "Oh, this one chick kept smoking in the house!" I bet it was her.
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:04 pm
I have bacon. He doesn't have any time left for us. He always does this weird ritual thingy inside our bedroom. Bitches love bacon.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:47 pm
he frowned upon rituals, good or bad
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:58 am
Refused to wear shoes - ANYWHERE. Ever hear the term, "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service"...yeah. neutral
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:34 pm
She wouldn't stop smoking and we got into a fight. I put her into the hospital and that was the end of that. She would have died if I hadn't realised what I was doing.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:57 pm
They were always glowing.... Even at night, IT WAS SO HARD TO FALL ASLEEP!
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:39 pm
She kept on and on about her "Famous" elf brother, who works up in the North Pole. "He didn't want to make toys, he wanted to be an Orthodontist." WHO CARES!! stressed
(If you caught that joke, I'll freakin' give you something)
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:16 pm
(Got the joke, I hope it's a hug. xp )Too shiney.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 12:04 am
I have bacon. Too attached to the dark side. Meh. Bitches love bacon.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 6:56 am
(If that's whatcha want. *Huggle-squish* )
Are you kidding me? I figured when they said they wanted to lose some weight, I didn't think it meant FLESH TOO!
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:38 am
(Yes. ^.^)She's too nice to me... thought a marriage would make her more mean, didn't much happen.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:02 pm
He kept me in the dark about his other women... thought that as long as i couldn't see them it was okay
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 3:33 pm
She was hooking up with Santa behind my back.
gonk
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