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 Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:45 pm
Our sub Mr. H:
"You need to sound french."
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:31 pm
Hartmetz: *explains several times over what the clarinets are supposed to do*
Amy: But, H, I don't get it.
Hartmetz: D: Someone stab her with something sharp, please.
Farsa: *jabs reed end of his clarinet in her direction*
Hartmetz: Farsa, don't waste your clarinet on this. XD
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:33 am
my band director is soooo hilarious. he always finds a way to realate the music were playing to starwars or startrek or indiana jones... and he always says 'thats the awesomest thing since awesomely mcawesome came to awesome town'.... its soo funny. yesterday though, we had some people from the next grade down in our band to play flute because we dont have any. we were playing this chorale, and thye kept taking HUGE breaths in between notes. so my bd goes 'look, imagine your singing a love song to your boyfriend. you wouldnt go 'i *gasp* loooove *gasp* YOU *gasp*' you would go.....' and then he starts singing some random 'love song' that he made up as he went along.... it was hilarious.
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:22 pm
Mangus: Hartmetz, my baritone is spazzing out...
Hartmetz: Eh? Go get your concert one.
Mangus: *goes into instrument room*
Hartmetz: Bolto, ritardando!
Me: *snicker*
Sousaphones: o.0? What's so funny?
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:51 pm
The brass section and the percussion where all goofing off while the teacher was trying to teach the flutes. He got so mad at us that he slammed his hand down on the desk and yelled "WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP??? IN TRYING TO DO THE FLUTES!" We all just started laughing and all 7 flutes went beet red. This was when we still had a BOY playing the flute. He blushed the most.
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:22 pm
Greg: starts talking
Ms. Gill: GREG BE QUIET! YOU TALK AS MUCH AS AN OLD LADY!
*she uses this expression alot to say shut up*
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:05 pm
my band director said once "play so good they throw babies at you"
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:17 pm
Hartmetz: *about to start conducting, is on the downbeat*
Ashleigh [oboe]: *sneezes on downbeat*
Hartmetz: Neh! *evil glare*
Entire class: XDD
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:52 pm
Widmer: Ok, for our concert tonight, the 6th grade will play, then the 7th grade will play, then you guys will play, the crowd will cheer and throw various articles of clothing at you, and then we're gonna get the heck outta doge.
Class: :'D
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 3:41 pm
trombone section that sucks: we cant play that part
ms. gill: you mean the 4 alternating quarter notes in a row (1 guy would play the 4 then in the middle of that the other guy would and they alternate we only have 2 trombones sweatdrop )
trombone section: yeah that part
ms. gill: imagine it as blueberry pie blueberry pie
tormbones: stare
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:02 pm
Okay, my first bd used to call us yellow-bellied amoebas whenever we were scared to come in on a soli or something. He also had a weird fascination with cow jokes . . . And then Mr. Burns, a different bd, told us to make crap up. We just got the piece like two weeks before our concert, and we weren't doing any of the dynamics. It's not too funny, but it still makes me feel fuzzy inside.
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:45 pm
My friend Tabby is just learning clarinet so she walked out of the practice room one day while we were in the middle of rehersal and Mr. Bro was yelling at us. She got really freaked becuz he all of a sudden screamed, "YOU GOTTA FINGER IT WITH ACTION!!!"
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:26 pm
OK this is so messed up so this girl that plays french horn shes the only one and she had a solo for one song and wasn't loud enough so here was conversation
BD:Your not loud enough
French Horn: Its hard to blow into this
BD: well then imagine its your boyfriend that should help
French horn: SPECHLESS*
Percussionists and me: HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING AND FALLING OUT OF OUR CHAIRS ,most of our drums are boys,
Hes gone now i think it had somethin to do with that
BUT still xd xd xd BTW the girl had braces
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:25 pm
Hahahaha yea told you I had more. ^_^
Mr. Bonsignore: What the heck was that?!
Justin: Her bass clarinet is missing a screw.
Anah: Its been missing all year.
Mr. Bonsignore: Well this is the first time I've heard about it.
Anah: I think I said something to Dr. Jones.
Mr. Bonsignore: Well you just need to go up to Jones and go 'Jones I need a screw.'
The whole class: rofl
Mr. Bonsignore: NOT LIKE THAT!!! FOR THE BASSCLARINET!!
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 7:25 pm
My director actually said 'fugly.'
'Nuff said.
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