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 Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:25 pm
Granted, but then you wouldn't want to wear anything but the stuff you knit. Then, thanks to global warming, it would be too hot to wear wool clothing and you'd either sweat to death or face letal disappoitment for the rest of your life.
I wish my sister wasn't such a lil'b***h.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:05 pm
Granted, but now she's a big one.
I wish Mitch Hedberg didn't die. crying
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:50 pm
Granted. You die instead.
I wish there was something worthwhile in my fridge for me to make for dinner.
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Currently questing for a red/black joker collar
Process - 2707/27500 tickets
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:29 pm
Blue-eyed wonder I wish there was something worthwhile in my fridge for me to make for dinner. You have some raw meat but it all requires heating up and your stove and/or microwave is broken. Hello e-coli, tricinosis, and salmonella.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:49 am
u didnt make a wish
i wish i didnt feel so sick
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:30 am
You are returned to full health. However that means you get drafted and have to go to boot camp from hell and are never seen again.
I wish I remembered to make a wish every time.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:17 pm
Granted, but then you'd be known as the Begging Girl. 3nodding
I wish I was richer in Gaia.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:34 pm
Granted. You're now so rich that everyone will constantly beg you for gold. The flood of PMs will never stop.
I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:52 pm
Granted, but you realize there is no meaning to life and then die promptly afterward.
I wish for a fish that I can eat on a dish that makes me wish that I had no fish.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:24 pm
Granted, but you'd lose your ability to rhyme.
I wish DNA was still alive. gonk (read Douglas N. Adams)
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:53 pm
Douglas N. Adams comes back to life but all everyone want him to do is write Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sequels and he's quite put out about it. He never writes a single word again. Good luck trying to meet him in person. (I also wish this.)
I wish I could end up with A's without doing homework all the time.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:28 pm
[Ditto.] Douglas N. Adams comes back to life but all everyone want him to do is write Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sequels and he's quite put out about it. He never writes a single word again. Good luck trying to meet him in person. (I also wish this.) I wish I could end up with A's without doing homework all the time.
Granted, but then you find out that A actually stands for Awful and is the bottom of the classification rate.
I wish I was in bed (yawn).
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:31 pm
You are embedded in bed. You can't physically leave the bed. Someone thinks it's fun to handcuff your hands to the headboard. Enjoy!
I wish I knew the name of the song on Morslove's website. (Something like Hate me today.)
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 3:38 pm
[Ditto.] You are embedded in bed. You can't physically leave the bed. Someone thinks it's fun to handcuff your hands to the headboard. Enjoy! I wish I knew the name of the song on Morslove's website. (Something like Hate me today.)
Granted, but then you'd keep forgetting it, again and again, till you give up on your memory and never try to memorize anything in your life, again. Eventually, you end up forgetting all about who you are, who are your friends, where do you live, where do you work, etc., till you get institutionalized for Alzheimer.
I wish I could thought of a wish to ask for.
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:06 pm
[.Adolescence.] [Ditto.] You are embedded in bed. You can't physically leave the bed. Someone thinks it's fun to handcuff your hands to the headboard. Enjoy! I wish I knew the name of the song on Morslove's website. (Something like Hate me today.)
Granted, but then you'd keep forgetting it, again and again, till you give up on your memory and never try to memorize anything in your life, again. Eventually, you end up forgetting all about who you are, who are your friends, where do you live, where do you work, etc., till you get institutionalized for Alzheimer.
I wish I could thought of a wish to ask for.Granted. But once the Gin hears of your wish, he steals your soul and then kills you. I wish for Valentine's Day flowers.
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