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 Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:27 pm
I pick up your pencil case and start to walk across the room to find a way to kill myself with it, but slip on a banana peel and break my neck.
I drop a small liquid-filled glass bottle with a tag that says "drink me"
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:21 pm
Stupidly, i drink the bottle of liguid. A genie shoots out of my mouth an kills me for doing so.
I drop the empty bottle
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:40 pm
steps on the bottle and it breaks the trips and the broken class is driven into my eye balls and i bleed to death
drops a birthday card that reads "to my wonderful boyfriend"
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:58 pm
i open said card and a fist comes out and punches me
i drop a 9mm submachien gun with one bullet made of cheesecake (a challenge xD)
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:58 pm
I take apart the gun, eat the bullet, and throw the gun casually behind me. Then a grand piano falls on me.
I drop the empty SMG that I threw behind me.
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:02 pm
I pick up the gun and it explodes.
Then I drop a pair of underwear.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:40 am
I pick up the underwear and in a random fit of randomness I put them on my head and start to run around. I run and run, and eventually run into a lamp post and know myself unconscience. No one notices me for some time, and I eventually get eaten by wolves.
I drop my calculator.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:02 pm
I press in 1337 and Chuck Norris kills me
i drop a MP3 player
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:28 pm
I put it on, find a Lady GaGa song, and in an embarrasing fit of dancing, knock into the wall and crack my head open. I was wearing my Kanye West shades, and I drop them.
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:41 pm
I put them on and imeditatly kill mysewlf, dropping a System of a Down CD (much better music)
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:04 am
I pick up the System of a Down cd and am overjoyed because this is one of my favorite bands so my heart picks up is pace.... then I play it on a really loud stereo and begin headbanging to a song madly.... I am so excited I have a heart-attack and then I headbang so hard that my neck snaps, followed my brain exploding from the music being too loud.
*Drops my favorite pair of converse*
((whoever finds them take care of them please. they are my babies))
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:00 pm
I pick up the shoes, and try them on. They don't fit me so I throw them away, but right when the shoes reach the trash can I get smitted.
I drop my new Ugh Boots.
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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 8:17 am
I throw the ugg boots at you because you spelled their name wrong and then you kill me for throwing boots at you.
I drop a key chain from chicago.
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Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 1:55 pm
I pick up the key chain and eat it.
I drop ball
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