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 Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:19 pm
Hey, hey, hey! Customers! Name's Wade....as in Crazy Wade's Car and Gun Lot! Where you get a lot of bang of your buck!
*Wade Wilson wrapped an arm around Dani and starts nudging her.*
Ya get it? Right? Get it? COME ON! IT'S FUNNY! So...voom voom or boom boom kids?
*Chris and Jen shared a look behind Dani's back. Maybe they should go elsewhere? This guy did not seem trustworthy. Of course the good news was that Chris had a new place to check for guns in case of another zombie outbreak.*
Boomstick...
What, kid? Boomsticks? I got all kinds of boomsticks! I'm a regular Ash Williams! Shop smart, shop Crazy Wade's! That didn't really work did it?
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:34 pm
Jennifer_Walters The weird guy went straight to Dani as soon as she said the word "buy and car" in the same sentence. He looked strange, especially when Dani could not see his face. He had an old suit on that looked like it was from 5 generations ago! It was some hideous plaid jacket, a plain shirt and unclean slacks. He also had a ridiculous bo-tie on for some reason. gonk Dani cleared her throat after the long shpeal that he gave her. Yeah he was definitely insane. "Uhh, yeah I'm not looking for much. Just something that will get me by." She hoped this place wasn't too expensive... after all what kind of car could you really get with only three gold coins.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:49 pm
Cassie looked at Wally..
" In any case I should warn Dani."
She then took out her cellphone and called Danielle.
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The young jedi Ahsoka Tano made it back to campus and then she went to boys dorms and knocked on a door. It creeked open slightlyshe heard a voice..
" What's the pass word."
" Hero High smells like a wookie's butt."
Her response was apparentely the correct one as the door opened and she saw Anakin, Padme, Stass Allie, Maris Brood, Kyp Durron, Keyan Farlander, and Corran Horn. Anakin smiles at her .
" We've been waiting for you... tonight shall be... EPIC!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:19 pm
William Billy Kaplan
"Hey Big T! Glad you'll make it, and sorry to hear your mom is taking off. Don't worry about it though. `Rents are weird like that by nature. I understand the theme of the Snow Ball is the eighties. I guess that means costumes? Drop me a line and let me know what's up! ~ xoxo Billy"
Teddy had slid into a pair of boxers, and was now in the process of brushing his teeth when the next e-mail arrived. He rinsed his mouth and settled in at the computer once more to answer it. But my mom is usually home...it's weird for her. Like, really weird.
But does that mean we have to dress up like old people?
XO,
Teddy
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:39 pm
Jen hid a little behind the car, Wade was speaking really fast and in such an aggressive manner. She really didn't trust him.
She even suspected that he was speaking to himself a little as well.
"What a car? Not a boomstick? I could sell you them both, at a super great discount.Just sell them the damn car. I'm getting it. So you got a name? We could get you a mobile!! This here is the Spider-mobile! Very classy, look at those eyes and spider pattern.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:45 pm
*Chris stepped close to Jen and held her hand. He gave her a reassuring smile. Wade was a weirdo but Jen said she was super strong. He didn't understand why she was so nervous.*
So...pick you up at seven on Saturday?
*Maybe he could distract her from the weird salesman.*
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:54 pm
Jen looked at Chris a little puzzled. "Oh right, the dance." She remembered. She was slightly distracted by the salesman. She really wanted to transform and beat him up. 'Who the heck would want that blue and red mess of a car?'
"Yeah 7 should be fine, by the dorm entrance?"
"Oh-Hoh! So you're students? Wanna get a nice ride with Daddy's cash? Going on the dates, ah young love. Now miss what'll it be?" He turned his attention back to Dani.
'What...what love? Do we look like a couple?' Jen let go of Chris's hand.
"I should be fine." She smiled to him.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:55 pm
"Uhh.. No spiders aren't really my thing... I'm really just looking for a--"
Her sentence was cut off by a ringing of her phone. She put a finger up when she saw who was calling. stepping away form him for a moment.
"Hello? Cassie?"
She stepped behind a few cars to get some privacy.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 4:58 pm
I think he's just trying to flatter us.
*Chris watched Dani step to the side while Crazy Wade got into a fight with an invisible person who he claimed was messing with the Spidermobile's paint job. Crazy Wade wrestling some air to the ground and steadily began to lose to his imaginary opponent.*
Uh...that's something you don't see every day.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:03 pm
"Dani... there was some type of weird stalker that came into our room the other. Wally and I are trying to figure out who it is... I just thought I should warn you. You might need to find somewhere else to stay for a while."
Cassie looked back at Wally who was looking at the fingerprints.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:06 pm
Jen burst out laughing, this guy Wade was too much. She saw Dani move away speaking on her phone. If she'd been She-Hulk she would have broken up the fight with Wade and Wade.
"So there's lots of weird looking cars here. I'm sure that one looks like a bat. Why is that one got a 4 on it? Is it an old race car?"
She wandered past the fight and scanned the cars. Some of them didn't really seem drivable. They had some sort of motive or theme.
"Don't you have normal cars here?"
Wade was still too busy fighting to hear.
"Don't call me a p***y! That's your Momma! Yeah I went there!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:21 pm
Dude! Ladies are here!
*Chris armored up and grabbed Crazy Wade, pulling him to his feet. The wacko salesman was cramping his getting to know Jen time! Chris shook a few times and then waggled a finger at him.*
No more...I'm trying to impress a girl, dude!
OH! Gotcha, kid.
*Crazy Wade turned to a lamppost and bowed.*
I apologize, m'lady. Your boyfriend is very noble...even if I saw him holding hands with Glasses Girl over there. HE'S TOTALLY CHEATING ON YOU WITH HER!
*Chris shook his head and armored down, rejoining Jen.*
He is nutters.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:22 pm
"Oh My gosh? Really? That's horrible!"
Dani had no idea that Cassie was talking about the 3ds that Chris gave her.
"You should go stay with Linda... As for me... well.."
She pondered for a moment. giving Wade a strange look as she was distracted by him fighting himself, then looked at Jen.
"Uh... I think I may have an idea of who to stay with.... If everything is ok. I'm kinda out shopping for a new car."
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:30 pm
"Wow, so your girlfriends a lamppost?" Jen teased Chris.
She clenched her fist, she really wanted to pound some sanity into Wade but she doubted it would dent him.
"So take a look around we got everything from Hovercars to Cadillacs! I pride myself in acquiring the very best cars for your needs.
"When you say acquiring, this is all by legal means right?"
"Hey Geek are you some sort of psychic or something? I'm innocent, you can't read me, brick wall brick wall brick wall..."
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:39 pm
" Okay, Dani stay safe.."
With that Cassie hung up the phone. She looked over at Wally.
" Now to go find Professor Allen."
Cassie walks out with Wally to go see what professor Allen was up to.
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