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 Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:35 am
Ryuujin_Toshiro ===Midgar Games Fair=== (In respect to Megatokyo, another 'FanFic') Cid: Hey what you playing Barret Barret: Ah, just some shoot-em up game, not that interesting. Cid: Bout you Tifa? Tifa: The Sims... it's cool look *her character gets raped and dies* Err... Cid: *Laughs* Ok then... *Looks over at Cloud* Whats that? Cloud: Ah, some dating sim game. Cid: Can I try? *Gets the 'gear' on and plays... 10 minutes later BANG Falls to the floor and screams* AH!!! SHE SHOT ME!!!! Cloud: Whoa, Force feed back? Cid: OMAGOTZ I'MA BL33DING!!!!
But what's up with all the computer talking? Can someone please decifer what Cid was saying in those other posts? crying
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:38 am
Ryuujin_Toshiro Lolz, seems we have a lot of Megatokyo Fans here eh? GO MT^^ Ok... we gotta try and restrain ourselves before we get banned from using too much of this ^^ Lol Cloud and Cid playing something like Quake III Arena. Cid: Ah, the sweet smell of carnage... how much have I missed this? The challenge has waned... all the players here are nothing but noobs. I must renew the meaning of ph34r... Cloud: Hey Cid, that you over there? Cid: Huh? Cid's Character gets a bullet in the head Cloud: Hey this is cool, I gotta play this more often Cid: Your so fscking d34d... An hour or so later : Cid kills count: 30 Cloud kills count: 50 Then..... Cid: Harharhar, prepare to eat pl4sm4!!!! Cid doesn't move.... Cloud puts a bullet in Cid's head again. Cloud: W00t a head kill. Something happen to your Keyboard? Cid is thrashing at his pc with his spear and then uses jump to finish it off Cid: DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! Lol
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:56 am
Okay, I'm laughing and confused...That art style kinda looks like this one:
Is that the same?Anonymous Cid: D4 P41|\|!!!! Aeris: Cid, are you alright? do you need a doctor??? Cid: 3Y3 |\|33|> h3[P Aeris: i'm sorry cid, i dont... Cid: 3YE |\|33|> j00 t0 g47z d4 d0c70r. 3Y3 g07z s0m3 b4d p4|n 1|\| m4 ch3s7, | n33d m4 p|11z!!! Aeris: Do any of you speak l33t??? Cloud: j0 Anonymous Cloud performs Omnislash, does the attack swiftly. About to perform the final strike, but trips over and then does a head butt as the final attack. Flame Bomb Monster dies, everyone earns XP... Cloud gets double XP... Cloud: Ah my head.... Cid: S\//33T Rl_l/\/ D00D, Bl_lT l-l34/> 5L4MM!NG Tl-l3 //\0N5T3R? B4D D00D, B444D!!! Cloud: I still smell burning, isn't that thing dead yet? Cid: D4TS J00R l-l4!R SP4RK!N Anonymous *cloud and cid are sitting in barrets apartment* cloud: man we need to get jobs! cid: yeah we're miles away from midgar and we need to get back...i nedd b33r! cloud: oooh this new playstation accesory looks kinda like Tifa doesnt it? cid: woot b33r! Barret: *walks in* you guys really should try to get jobs or something. You can stay with me for awhile. I gotta go to work so make yourselves at home! *two weeks later* barret: its been two weeks! cloud: oh wow her responses are awesome! cid: i am t3h 1337! I n33d b33r! Anonymous Cid: Hey what you playing Barret Barret: Ah, just some shoot-em up game, not that interesting. Cid: Bout you Tifa? Tifa: The Sims... it's cool look *her character gets raped and dies* Err... Cid: *Laughs* Ok then... *Looks over at Cloud* Whats that? Cloud: Ah, some dating sim game. Cid: Can I try? *Gets the 'gear' on and plays... 10 minutes later BANG Falls to the floor and screams* AH!!! SHE SHOT ME!!!! Cloud: Whoa, Force feed back? Cid: OMAGOTZ I'MA BL33DING!!!! Anonymous Cloud:*walking around a materia store* Cid:*Talking on the phone to Barrett* Hey could you come get me? I'm at the Materia store in Sector 6. Barrett: Oh, theres a commotion, I see you brought Cloud along too? A fire starts in the store and Cloud and Cid walk out to meet up with Barrett. Cid: Cloud what did you do this time? Cloud: I was just walking around minding my own buisness when it called out to me... An Ultima materia that wasn't being MP Turboed!!!.. I had to right this injustice. Cid: So that's what happened to my old Ultima.... Cloud: No, I wasn't anywhere near it when it blew up!!! Anonymous *Tifa wakes up after an afternoon nap at the Kalm Inn. Cid and CLoud walk in* Cid: OMG! Its a zombie! Cloud: No its Tifa... Cid: Someone turned Tifa into a zombie! She must die! Cloud: Your wrong you know... Cid: Look at the blank stare and the her hair is all messy! Cloud: Thats how she always look when she wakes up...I should know! Cid: Is she a vampire? Cloud: NO more House of the Dead for you... Anonymous Cloud and Cid playing something like Quake III Arena. Cid: Ah, the sweet smell of carnage... how much have I missed this? The challenge has waned... all the players here are nothing but noobs. I must renew the meaning of ph34r... Cloud: Hey Cid, that you over there? Cid: Huh? Cid's Character gets a bullet in the head Cloud: Hey this is cool, I gotta play this more often Cid: Your so fscking d34d... An hour or so later : Cid kills count: 30 Cloud kills count: 50 Then..... Cid: Harharhar, prepare to eat pl4sm4!!!! Cid doesn't move.... Cloud puts a bullet in Cid's head again. Cloud: W00t a head kill. Something happen to your Keyboard? Cid is thrashing at his pc with his spear and then uses jump to finish it off Cid: DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:50 pm
In the first one, he's just saying that he has a pain in his chest and needs someone to get a doctor.
The next one, he was just trying to get a monster, trips and then head butts the thing... and then he is told that his hair on fire....
Next, b33r would just mean beer....
OMAGATZ I'MA BL33DING IS "Oh my God, I'm Bleeding...."
As a hint.... substitute the numbers with letters, like 3 is E and 4 is A.... then some words would be obvious after that ^^
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:51 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:59 pm
Cloud: Hi my name is Zack
Zack: Hi my name is Cloud
Sephiroth: Hi my name is Tifa
Tifa: Hi my name is Cait Sith
Cait Sith: Hi my name is Reeve
Cloud: THAT IS YOUR NAME DAMNIT!!!
Cait Sith: But I wouldn't tell you that! stare
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:40 pm
Okay so uh...Quote: Cid: D4 P41|\|!!!! Aeris: Cid, are you alright? do you need a doctor??? Cid: 3Y3 |\|33|> h3[P Aeris: i'm sorry cid, i dont... Cid: 3YE |\|33|> j00 t0 g47z d4 d0c70r. 3Y3 g07z s0m3 b4d p4|n 1|\| m4 ch3s7, | n33d m4 p|11z!!! Aeris: Do any of you speak l33t??? Cloud: j0 Quote: Cid: Da pain!!!! Aeris: Cid, are you alright? do you need a doctor??? Cid: I need help. Aeris: i'm sorry cid, i dont... Cid: I need you to call da doctor. I gots some bad pain in ma chest, I need ma pillz!!! Aeris: Do any of you speak leet??? Cloud: Yo Quote: Cloud: Ah my head.... Cid: S\//33T Rl_l/\/ D00D, Bl_lT l-l34/> 5L4MM!NG Tl-l3 //\0N5T3R? B4D D00D, B444D!!! Cloud: I still smell burning, isn't that thing dead yet? Cid: D4TS J00R l-l4!R SP4RK!N Quote: Cloud: Ah my head.... Cid: Sweet run dude, but head slamming the monster? Bad dude, baaad!!! Cloud: I still smell burning, isn't that thing dead yet? Cid: Dats your hair sparkin!Quote: *cloud and cid are sitting in barrets apartment* cloud: man we need to get jobs! cid: yeah we're miles away from midgar and we need to get back...i nedd b33r! cloud: oooh this new playstation accesory looks kinda like Tifa doesnt it? cid: woot b33r! Barret: *walks in* you guys really should try to get jobs or something. You can stay with me for awhile. I gotta go to work so make yourselves at home! *two weeks later* barret: its been two weeks! cloud: oh wow her responses are awesome! cid: i am t3h 1337! I n33d b33r! Quote: *cloud and cid are sitting in barrets apartment* cloud: man we need to get jobs! cid: yeah we're miles away from midgar and we need to get back...i nedd beer! cloud: oooh this new playstation accesory looks kinda like Tifa doesnt it? cid: woot beer! Barret: *walks in* you guys really should try to get jobs or something. You can stay with me for awhile. I gotta go to work so make yourselves at home! *two weeks later* barret: its been two weeks! cloud: oh wow her responses are awesome! cid: i am teh leet! I need beer!
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:54 pm
PLZ STOP USING LEET!!! i hate it so much! aaaaaaanywho!
Cid: here cloud, eat this, it'll make you feel better!
Cloud: thanks *eats*
Cid: HAHAHAHA, guess what you just ate?
Cloud: WHAT?
Cid: I'll give you a hint; he helps you jump, and is owned by priscilla!
Cloud: what ever that means... can i have more?
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:55 pm
onjay3000 PLZ STOP USING LEET!!! i hate it so much! aaaaaaanywho! Cid: here cloud, eat this, it'll make you feel better! Cloud: thanks *eats* Cid: HAHAHAHA, guess what you just ate? Cloud: WHAT? Cid: I'll give you a hint; he helps you jump, and is owned by priscilla! Cloud: what ever that means... can i have more?
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:58 pm
Whoops! didn't finish it! I meant to put a bit more!
*continuation* by the way, this is a true story, except replace Mr. Dolphin, with a pet peanut butter and jelly sandwich! (long story!)
Cid: Cloud... it's a dolphin
Cloud: catsup, ketchup! same diff!
Cid: AWWWWWWWWWw! You ruined the joke!
Cloud: what... you mean this isn't dolphin?
Cid: gonk stare
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 5:59 pm
Nooo crying Never eat the Dolphin!! crying
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:24 pm
Barret: omg u killed cait sith, u b*****d!
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:57 pm
*Cid is standing on a ledge somewhere in Gold Saucer (shuttup! I made this area up! stressed ), looking out at everything*
*Barret walks up*
Cid: Hey Barret. What's up?
Barret: Nothing much. I'm just bored.
Cid: Yeah...
*They look for a while longer*
...
*Cid looks at Barret, his blue eyes shining*
...
*Barret suddenly realizes Cid's looking at him.*
Barret: ...
...
*Then the two lean forward and start kissing*
I have more don't worry. twisted
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:58 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:06 pm
Schoogie, I'm sorry but none of those were FFVII related. sad
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