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 Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:30 am
Granted, but despite it's deliciousness it makes you violently ill and causes you to projectile vomit and soil yourself.
I wish my boyfriend was here and not in Lincoln. ~X~ Oh Em Gee, Natty's posted!
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:43 am
Sometimes a cigar... Granted, but now that Lincoln has no gay lover, he gets depressed and never ends up freeing the slaves.
I wish I wasn't hungry. ...is just a cigar.
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:46 am
((Lincoln's a place in England...I should have said that before I wished))
Granted. Now you're not hungry, you're starving. The smallest breath takes a huge amount of effort and you have almost no energy at all. You become so frail that all your bones are visible and you die a horribly long drawn out death.
I wish I wasn't addicted to coffee. ~X~ Oh Em Gee, Natty's posted!
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:46 am
Sometimes a cigar... At least I don't suffer any more!
Granted. You are now addicted to cocaine, and sadly, you can't find any, suffer horrible withdrawals, and end up throwing yourself off a bridge, hitting the water at 60 miles an hour. The sad part is, moments after your death, some Colombian boats carrying thousands of kilograms of cocaine go over the very spot your body now rests. ...is just a cigar.
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:39 pm
Free Wish!
I wish i had 666 more wishes. Naturally, the wish includes stopping everything in it's tracts, (time, world, UNIVERSE), except for my body, and mind, so that i can have enough time (or it's equivalent, since that is gonna be stopped) to device and perfect my other 666 wishes, in other words, try to make them uncorruptable... but enough of the future, i just want my wish to be granted!
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:32 pm
AnonymouZ Free Wish! I wish i had 666 more wishes. Naturally, the wish includes stopping everything in it's tracts, (time, world, UNIVERSE), except for my body, and mind, so that i can have enough time (or it's equivalent, since that is gonna be stopped) to device and perfect my other 666 wishes, in other words, try to make them uncorruptable... but enough of the future, i just want my wish to be granted! Granted, but since time has stopped, the wish-granter has as well, and without indication as to when you're finished, time has frozen around you indefinitely. I wish I had five million dollars in my bank account.
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:40 pm
ProjectOmicron88 AnonymouZ Free Wish! I wish i had 666 more wishes. Naturally, the wish includes stopping everything in it's tracts, (time, world, UNIVERSE), except for my body, and mind, so that i can have enough time (or it's equivalent, since that is gonna be stopped) to device and perfect my other 666 wishes, in other words, try to make them uncorruptable... but enough of the future, i just want my wish to be granted! Granted, but since time has stopped, the wish-granter has as well, and without indication as to when you're finished, time has frozen around you indefinitely. I wish I had five million dollars in my bank account. Granted. Sadly, it was placed there by Moroccan terrorists who are trying to pin on you the culpability for hundreds of grizzly killings. Even more sadly, it worked. Enjoy PMITA time. I wish that I could breathe through my skin in addition to through my mouth/nose, and could control which conduits I used to do so.
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:31 pm
Granted but it makes a grotesque sound that makes you too unappealing to even be around, and your social life vanishes.
I wish for an orangutan I could call Jim.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:34 am
The Candy Store Massacre Granted but it makes a grotesque sound that makes you too unappealing to even be around, and your social life vanishes. I wish for an orangutan I could call Jim. Granted. Unfortunately he's what's known as a "wily humper" and as long as you and Jim are pals you'll never be able to have any intimate time with your lovers without Jim screaming and, if possible, humping his way into the situation. I wish I could figure out what these creepy red spiders are in our basement - I've not found anything like them on Google or Wikipedia.
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:51 pm
Granted now you know, but in your dying moments you remember the movie aracniphobia, and wish you had just hired an exterminator with a blow torch. biggrin
I wish my boss took vacation more often.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 4:05 am
The Candy Store Massacre Granted now you know, but in your dying moments you remember the movie aracniphobia, and wish you had just hired an exterminator with a blow torch. biggrin I wish my boss took vacation more often. Granted: now you have to bear all their responsibilities. I wish more people enjoyed Björk's music.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:13 pm
Granted, everyone loves Bjork. And by that i mean EVERYONE. Suddenly bjork doesn't know how to deal with her songs being on the radio all the time, every day. She somehow loses her muse and becomes another britney. Except this one goes to jail every time she hits a paparazzi.
I wish i knew why do women's breast swell so much in their adult age, and why do men have nipples.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:25 pm
AnonymouZ Granted, everyone loves Bjork. And by that i mean EVERYONE. Suddenly bjork doesn't know how to deal with her songs being on the radio all the time, every day. She somehow loses her muse and becomes another britney. Except this one goes to jail every time she hits a paparazzi. I wish i knew why do women's breast swell so much in their adult age, and why do men have nipples. Granted, you gain extensive knowledge on boobies and nipples. However, since the massive load of information is too much for your brain, your head implodes. =o I wish my co-workers never knew I was an atheist.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:43 pm
Sometimes a cigar... Granted, now they think you're a Jew and kill you nonetheless.
I wish people weren't so ******** stupid. ...is just a cigar.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:30 pm
Baron von Turkeypants Sometimes a cigar... Granted, now they think you're a Jew and kill you nonetheless.
I wish people weren't so ******** stupid. ...is just a cigar. Granted; now it's just you, me and that one cat that licks the doorknobs. I wish I had a personal chef who lovingly prepared delicious meals for me instead of having to eat these gross microwave dinners every day I work.
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