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Sasuke shrugged then replied, "Maybe your mom and Mai have something in common there. See, you do know that I am a lot older than you are and perhaps Ino went that extra step when she found out about us. Ino knew that I went into the bedroom with you even before everyone else took any notice. I bet she was jealous then that I would even take interest in someone that young. Truth is, you are one who doesn't go all flirty because the fact that I am a Uchiha. You didn't go all like Oh yay, Sasuke likes me like the other ladies would have. I am what Karin, Sakura, and Ino all think of as a prize. Dee was kind of flirty, but I think with her, it was one of those reactions where she needed a king to rule over the Leaf Village properly and she didn't really trust that Naruto would do a good job of it. She made out with me once and only once and unlike with you, she didn't land any children from me. So, that in itself tells you that the Galaxy speaks of what should be. I am not a fool to let this opportunity pass. Besides, I do deem you worthy to hold the family name of Uchiha."

Just then the doorbell rang and a very loud sound echoed throughout the building. It was unique and unlike any ordinary doorbell. The sound was like a raven's call. "Squawk! Squawk!"

Sasuke sighed, then looked at his watch. "That must be Rock. I shall be right back, Yumi."

(Refresh my memory and tell me what Karin's power is so that I can play her correctly.)

(This definitely helps, but we are going to have to add an attack skill to make this worthwhile. That Uzumaki clan business can help because that means she is related to Naruto. So, for this, she is going to use one of Naruto's classic funnies the Harem Jutsu, but with a twist to try and confuse Yumi to think that Sasuke is going to hurt her, but when Karin notices that Sasuke is returning and she had overheard him talking to her, she tries to recall the clones, but in doing so, she reveals herself from her location, where the real Sasuke will then use his shuriken on Karin. Suigetsu will be watching and he smiles ruthlessly knowing that Karin is in trouble. Jugo smiles too because in his mind he never really liked Karin.)

Watching from afar, Karin observes Sasuke leaving Yumi alone for the precious moments she would need to complete her personal mission. She uses hand signs to summon a Uchiha Harem, which is a spin off of Naruto's own personal Ninja centerfold harem comedy act. Karin sends the half-naked clones towards Yumi while remaining near the kitchen entrance. Suigetsu and Jugo meet up with Karin, but they say nothing as they are interested to see how this will turn out.

(Upper half is naked not the lower.)

Suigetsu could not help but laugh a little bit. This was, after all, quite entertaining. The clones did not speak or reply to Yumi. And because Karin had to whack Suigetsu to keep quiet, one of the clones glitched.

The real Sasuke was talking to Rock at the door. When Sasuke mentioned that the timing might have been poorer than expected, Rock let out a very loud, "Oh my god! That Karin is such a b***h! I mean she should know better! A mental case that one. Heh, if I were you, Sasuke, I would just kill Karin for breaking my step-mom's law. I mean, you know that she is trying to break you and Yumi up. Same with that Ino Yanamaka."

The real Sasuke growled and opening his sharingan eyes, spotted Karin and then tossed several shuriken to pin her to the same spot that Ino had been held. Smirking, Sasuke said to Rock nonchalantly, "These jealous chicks are becoming target practice for me."

Rock laughed as it was obviously a joke that Sasuke made, then he threw a couple of light attacks to Suigetsu and Jugo who was trying to make a break for it. The energy waves stunned both men.

Sasuke then walked right up to Karin and said, "And to think by now you would know better than to double cross me and not heed my warnings. So, as punishment, you will replace Iliana's position and when Iliana decides to come back, which she will be getting better treatment than what she gets now, you will be executed for breaking Empress Dee's law. While it is true that Yumi and I are not married yet, you delibrately tried to separate us and yet trying to use one of Naruto's lame gags. That harem jutsu is only good for one thing...getting ninjas into trouble."

Suigetsu began to laugh hard because Sasuke had basically voiced what the water ninja had been thinking along with the fact that the harem jutsu was always good for a laugh. Jugo merely sighed and said, "You had that one coming Karin." Then Jugo left the room to do something away from everyone.

Naruto had been secretly watching with Violet by his side, the two of them having a really hard time holding in their laughter. The fox had to admit that Suigetsu was right in thinking that it was the best entertainment coming from the Akatsuki HQ. Uzumaki was going to wait until everyone save for Yumi had left the room before saying what was on his mind.

(No, Naruto is not going to voice what Suigetsu was thinking. Its more of a congratulations sort of deal and for once prove that he CAN be mature sometimes. Of course, I plan to follow up with something hilarious afterward and something that only Naruto would do. Spoiler alert: He is going to do his harem centerfold but like Sasuke pointed out only good for getting someone into trouble, which Sasuke's going to get annoyed at Naruto and demand of Naruto to leave if he's only going to be a donkey.)

Sasuke shrugged as Naruto jumped down from his position doing the signs for the ninja centerfold. Then as he landed on his feet, Naruto had the clones say, "Congratulations!"

Before Sasuke could react, Naruto tried to high-tail it out of there.

Sasuke laughed from the heart before replying, "Not unless you count Naruto summoning his harem to congratulate us a threat. Apparently, your sister Violet saw Karin's attack as did Jugo and Suigetsu. I bet she had a hard time not to laugh at those pathetic clones of me that Karin made. But, she and Naruto both think that my idea to marry you is a good one. Naruto will get what's coming to him by summoning that pathetic joke he calls a ninja tatic, but that will have to wait. I must get ready for our departure to your dad's place. Rock and Iliana will remain here guarding you until I am ready. If there is any other attack, which I doubt will happen, it would be coming from Sakura. I doubt she will attack because unlike those other two, she has some sense about her and I bet even more willingly, she has already gone to Southtown University hospital and is helping Ken Masters as we speak. That news announcement would have reached her heart and in her own way would know that while I have acknowledged her as a team mate and someone who has had a crush on me, that she can never have me and yet do something to please me."

Sasuke quickly showered then changed into a really nice outfit. It was one that no one would have ever suspected he even owned it was that lavish. For a modest area, this outfit seemed to be even exotic for how rich it looked. "Ready to go, Yumi?" Sasuke asked when he returned at last.