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 Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:55 pm
I was told about this...
Our BD has a whole bunch of left over gummy body parts left over from holloween. Apparently a guy in the jazz band was being obnoxious and my BD got feed up so she pointed at him and sayed "That's it, I'm giving you the finger" and she walked into her office grabbed a gummy finger and gave it to him
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:04 pm
If someone is chewing gum they have to spit it out into a contaner marked the mountain of gum. the mountain is big and really gross
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:18 pm
you look like someone just slaped your dog
the metrenome is not a nome that waits by a metro station
trumbones what are you doin
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:37 pm
Mr. Bonsignore: Be one with my stick.
Dr. Jones: I'm just the guy who stands up here and does interpretive dances.
Me and My friend: Mr. Kerschen we came up with a super hero name for you!
Mr. Kerschen: What?
Me and My Friend: The Crimson Kerschen or Kerschen the Chin Wonder!
Mr. Kerschen: Whats that from?
Me and My Friend: The Fairly Odd Parents! You see there's this hero with this massive chin and....
-gets cut off-
-Mr. Kerschen strokes chin while eyes go wide-
Mr. Kerschen: O.O My chin isn't that big is it?
I love my directors. rofl
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:39 pm
christinavonlichtenstein Mr. Bonsignore: Be one with my stick. Dr. Jones: I'm just the guy who stands up here and does interpretive dances. Me and My friend: Mr. Kerschen we came up with a super hero name for you! Mr. Kerschen: What? Me and My Friend: The Crimson Kerschen or Kerschen the Chin Wonder! Mr. Kerschen: Whats that from? Me and My Friend: The Fairly Odd Parents! You see there's this hero with this massive chin and.... -gets cut off- -Mr. Kerschen strokes chin while eyes go wide- Mr. Kerschen: O.O My chin isn't that big is it? I love my directors. rofl HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. CHRISTINA I LOVE YOU. AND HIS REACITION WAS GREEEEAAAAAAAAt. did you ever finish explaining that to him?? haha. i love our directors too!
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:14 pm
Haha, I wish our BD was more funny.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:06 pm
I thought this thread was lost. =D
Hartmetz: We need to start practicing outside for the parade! (And I need to get Joe a mace...)
Joe (Assistant drum major): Uhhh....what?
Hartmetz:...XD A mace, Joe. The spiky thing, not the spray.
Joe: Or you could get Mangus to conduct.
Hartmetz: He wouldn't need the mace, he'd just conduct over his head. Bad idea for him to do it, anyway.
Mangus: HEY! XD
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:11 am
McAllister was telling us stories about his director at ECU and how the woodwinds never played loud enough so he said
" Wood winds, it's like eating small children"
all the woodwinds gasped as if they were horrified and all the brass thought it was the coolest ever.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:53 am
Ahaha, so in band class one day the percussion was messing around with each others drum sticks while we were tuning.
Suddenly our BD slammed his pen down and screamed "Stop playing with your sticks!" There was a moment of complete serious silence. Then suddenly he started laughing and added " You can play with yourselves some other time. But not now and not with someone ells"
Then our BD cracked up and the rest of were laughing too, except the percussion who were just kind of "uhhhh"ed.
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:00 pm
last year my bd was working with the french horns and i was bored out of my mind but then when i woke up she was almost done so she told the french horns '' good thats it a good horrny sound ''and of course we all busted laughing xd
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:20 pm
So our band was practicing double tounging, which of course is already set up for soo many jokes. Then our BD says, "All right everyone. Now turn to your neighbor and help them practice double-tonguing." XD It was the best cuz everyone just turned to each other and burst out laughing.
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:49 pm
omgomgomg
my bd burned someone soooo bad
we were getting our group picture taken for the year book and they photo guy told us not to hold our instruments in front of our face then my bd said "well jordan can"jordan is a trombone player.if you get it, then it means he was saying jordans ugly
then our short baritone player couldnt be seen by the photo guy and the bd said well andy can stand on the very back stair (there were two steps behind us)
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:08 pm
"Low brass! This is forte! There's a ton of you! I wanna feel my chest bones vibrating! I wanna have Keira [bassoon] vibrate off the stage so Margarita [bass clarinet] will have to catch her! Come on!!"
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:12 pm
Oh man I have a feeling I'm going to be posting here alot. ^_^ My friends and I have decided our directors shoud do stand up comedy. Here is the first part of THE WONDERFUL QUOTES OF BON! [[Mr. Bonsignore]]
"That was painful my eyebrow hairs curled."
"C'mon you guys! Your acting like your 50 or 60 years old! Your not Jones!! I'm just kidding he's only 40."
[[Jones just turned 40 last month. We give him a hard time about it.]]
"You guys are percussionists! This is what you do! This is what you do! Well besides drool on yourselves."
"I can say slight ritard and say Margret. And I can say long ritard and say Seabass."
-quotes Happy Gilmore- "Shampoo is better!"
Haha he was on a role this morning. I swear he must have had something with his coffee.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:51 pm
H: Louder, Mary!
Me: *plays louder*
H: LOUDER!
Me: *tries to play louder*
H: ...what part of LOUDER don't you understand?
Me: Do you WANT me to break the mallets, H? XD
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