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 Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:45 am
I pick up the dell laptop and immediately try and get on. However there is a password and after many failed attempts the computer starts a countdown. Thinking it is a count down until it finally lets me on I wait.
5....4...3...2...1.......BOOOOOM I explode. Must have been a security feature.
I drop a flute tuning rod
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:45 pm
I pick up a flute tuning rod. Thinking this a sign that I am destined to play the flute, I try, and my band director hears me.
He shoves the tuning rod down my throat because of how bad I am.
As I am choking to death on the tuning rod, I drop my trumpet straight mute =)
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:58 pm
I find a trumpet straight mute and pick it up. I think it is a pool toy. I jump in the ocean and hold onto it thinking it will hold me up, it doesn't and I get eaten by sharks.
On the way to the ocean I dropped a pool towel.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 1:17 pm
I pick up a pool towel and put it on my head. I am mistaken for a terrorist (darn racists!) and shot.
I drop a water bottle.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:24 pm
I am walking with my friends and find a water bottle I pick it up with my open hand and have to take off the lid with my teeth. My friends make me laugh and I choke on the lid and fall of the edge of the road into the canal and end up choking on the lid and dying.
I drop an air freshner on the road.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:53 am
I pick up the air freshener and put it in my car. My friend nicole kills me because it smells horrible.
I drop my car keys.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:24 am
I jack your car, then, after a high-speed chase, drive into the river thames and die.
I drop a 25% off coupon for cap'n crunch dramallama
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:26 pm
I pick up the coupon and go to the nearest Wal-Mart to buy the cereal. When I show the cashier the coupon she says it expired last year. I go on a rampage and steal the cereal. The cops and I get into a high speed chase and they shoot me down while I make my last stand in front of an orphanage.
While I'm being chased I drop a bottle full of Kool-aid.
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:33 pm
I pick up the kollaid but the wierd coolaid dude comes and kills me
I drop a cd of the Mormon tabernacle Choir
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:42 pm
I pick up the CD and play it. I absolutely despise it (nothing against you mormons out there) and die because my brain explodes.
I drop brain matter.
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:46 pm
I pick up your brain matter and use it to clean my toilet. Days later I die of radiation from sitting on my toilet.
I drop a '97 ford ranger
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:28 pm
the ford ranger falls on me and I die from being crushed by it.
I drop a stuffed wolf toy
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Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:28 pm
I pick up the wolf toy and begin to play with it, but I had stupidly began playing with it in the Canadian wilderness where a pack of wolves mistaked the toy for a real wolf pup and I was eaten alive.
I drop a bag a sharpies.
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Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:34 pm
I sniff the sharpies and loose all my brain cells. I die after ebing stuck in a coma for 2 seconds
I drop my colorful pens
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:20 pm
I pick up your colorful pens and am instantly inspired to draw. So I draw, and draw, and draw some more. When I am satisfied with all my work I can't help but feel that I am the only one that truely understands my doodles of art. So I eat them all, and die of ink poisoning.
I drop my portable portal to hell, A.k.a my pencil case.
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