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 Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:25 am
I'm not a huge fan of sweat.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:22 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... xD Okay time for my second instalment of Cosmo sex tips: 101 Sex Tricks to Try Before You Die. Cosmo 4. Make missionary sex more passionate by wrapping your feet around his lower legs and ankles and pulling up towards him as he thrusts downward. 5. Spooning has a tame rep, but it's incredibly hot: I can get really deep, play with my girl's breasts, and feel her backside buck against my hips. It's total-body pleasure. 6. Sit on his lap totally naked... except for boots. Cowboy boots, stiletto boots, motorcycle boots, whatever- they're so powerful and sexy. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:33 pm
Well, I gotta question:
Are there any uncommon/never heard of sex positions?
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:39 pm
Stiletta Well, I gotta question: Are there any uncommon/never heard of sex positions? I called her on the phone and she touched herself... Go to google and type in "karma sutra" and you'll find LOADS. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:47 pm
Great!
Also.......
Has anyone had any "unwanted" sex dreams... liiikeee.... Having sex with a fat man or a complete retard?
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 4:15 pm
Sex dreams are weird. I once dreamed I was making it with this really ugly and skinny dude. I don't even like guys in a sexual sense anymore. I wonder what that sort of dream interprets as subconsciously. Other than another plain old nightmare.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:03 pm
Yeah I'm a virgin, and no they're not rare! Well good looking virgins are but, considering my roommates we're all pretty nice so, it's not such a rare thing (our ages??? 19,20,21,22 I'm the youngest)
Sex is only a big deal till you try it out for the first time... After that... Once you're bit you never ********! I dream I'm making the dude I do, wear condoms out of fear for STDs and pregnancy.
Well... duh condoms and birth control... Pills Are Important Even If He Wears A condom.
I'll probably try Kama Sutra eventually...
No toys. They're tasteless things and they don't work unless you're HORNY
Moaning is a turn on. Whispering in the hollow of one's ear is erotic. DIRTY TALK IS NOT A TURN ON.
Bondage sounds like something I'm definitely gonna try.
I like my sex straight. And this just cause I had one of my friends who's a bi hit on me.
No herms. That would be too weird to feel a p33n in between my legs and to see boobs bouncing in front of me.
Sex myths??? Well... I don't really know any.
I really never tried masturbation. And that's cause I heard you can end up frigid if you pleasure yourself and won't allow your partner to do it for you.
Definitely shaved! It looks better when I wear bikinis ;p
Animals are still too taboo for me. I find it really derranged...
Abortions are in the question! If the rape issue is considered then abortion is defintely in the question.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:08 pm
Stiletta Well, I gotta question: Are there any uncommon/never heard of sex positions? I would stand in line for this
Once, when I was in Wal-Mart, I walked by the magazine rack and saw on the cover of Cosmo a "NEW SEX POSITION! TRY 77!"
I was like "wtf", but I didn`t buy it because the only register open was this creepy, pervy looking dude. He freaked me out a little. :1
And as to your later post ::
Yes, once I had a dream that I was sexing up one of my friend`s younger brothers. He was like 14 at the time.
Or that time that I had a dream about being a stripper|prostitute that was doing three guys in the women`s bathroom of Applebee`s.
Did I mention that they were all completely purple and had one eye?
I woke up going "What the hell. . ."
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:15 pm
x__P o e t, your dream reminds me of that purple people eater song. Except with more bathroom gang bangs.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:29 pm
I'm a virgin, but instead of doing the entire thing, I'll just blab on about the fags that say they're not a virgin. I mean w/e. It's so gay to lie about losing your virginity IMO.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:25 pm
Jealous much? <.<;
Just because your a virgin doesn't mean that everyone else is, but if it'll make you feel better go ahead and tell yourself that. :3
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:37 pm
I called her on the phone and she touched herself... >.> Right then. I apologize in advance if any of these Cosmo sex tips are too much for the young eyes here. But really, if you can't handle it you shouldn't be in this thread. Cosmo 7. The perfect oral sex technique: Pretend his hard-on is an ice cream cone that's melting quickly. You have to keep licking at different angles swirling the melting drops upward and putting your entire mouth around the scoop at the top. 8. Hold his arms over his head during woman-on-top and nibble the skin between his armpit and elbow. 9. Try standing-up-against-a-balcony sex. There's a reason this booty style is a staple of every porno flick and X-rated photo spread. Now I think this goes without saying, but if you're doing the ice cream thing for god sakes to not BITE it. I don't care of you usually bite your ice cream. Just don't do it. Haha. ...I laughed myself to sleep.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:09 pm
Lulz.
Although, some guys like a little teeth action as long as it isn't harsh. I have issues with my jaw(TMD ftl), so my teeth usually end up dragging a little. Thankfully the boy doesn't mind. xD
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:11 pm
s4mgir1v3rsi0n I called her on the phone and she touched herself... >.> Right then. I apologize in advance if any of these Cosmo sex tips are too much for the young eyes here. But really, if you can't handle it you shouldn't be in this thread. Cosmo 7. The perfect oral sex technique: Pretend his hard-on is an ice cream cone that's melting quickly. You have to keep licking at different angles swirling the melting drops upward and putting your entire mouth around the scoop at the top. 8. Hold his arms over his head during woman-on-top and nibble the skin between his armpit and elbow. 9. Try standing-up-against-a-balcony sex. There's a reason this booty style is a staple of every porno flick and X-rated photo spread. Now I think this goes without saying, but if you're doing the ice cream thing for god sakes to not BITE it. I don't care of you usually bite your ice cream. Just don't do it. Haha. ...I laughed myself to sleep. Never going to look at icecream the same again whee
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 5:29 pm
Cosmo 7. The perfect oral sex technique: Pretend his hard-on is an ice cream cone that's melting quickly. You have to keep licking at different angles swirling the melting drops upward and putting your entire mouth around the scoop at the top. 8. Hold his arms over his head during woman-on-top and nibble the skin between his armpit and elbow. 9. Try standing-up-against-a-balcony sex. There's a reason this booty style is a staple of every porno flick and X-rated photo spread.
That area between the armpit and elbow may not be as close to the pit but I think it would still be close enough to get big whiff of oder. xp
Unless you like that kind of thing.
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